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Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N2 until 7PM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:07 pm
by john plainman
My vote was a jest, a schoolboy's prank. Lesson learned, I suppose.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N2 until 7PM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:31 pm
by bigcat
Angus P. Bartleby puffed on a fag in the alley, turning frequently to look behind his shoulder.

Angus was born paranoid. A consummate Geordie, he had watched the coal town days fade. Now he worked at a mug factory, and while he'd always paid his union dues, lately it wasn't feeling the same. In the evening he watched Newcastle and read the Sun at the pub with guys from school. He'd about had it with those foreign players coming into the Premier League. Besides, you couldn't get a good pint of brown ale around here anymore.

Lately it just didn't feel like a country. Sure, the monarchy still stood and the Buckingham palace guards still didn't laugh. But in the eighties, Angus had felt like he could have been something, but now it seemed like he was nothing. All he ever did these days was watch TV and complain.

Angus turned to scuff out his cigarette, but he turned too late.

FOX is dead. He was Tony Blair.

GORDON BROWN stirs.

The DAY has begun. Vote closes at 11 AM EST tomorrow.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:48 pm
by bigcat
The following players will be deported if they do not post today:
lame sayings
stakeout

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:59 pm
by can't
i wouldn't mind pulling metersk right off the wanker

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:42 pm
by fox
new herzog was really good

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:33 pm
by Geoff
What do you mean you are not playing stakeout?

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:35 pm
by Geoff
narc blossom wrote:i wouldn't mind pulling metersk right off the banker


Why do you think metersk is a banker?

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:01 pm
by bigcat
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The international community gathers today to honor not only a man but a great man, taken from us too soon.

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Tony Blair was everything a true statesman should be: considered, philanthropist, loved human rights.

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For those of us in the human rights community, he was a true legend who inspires us every day. He would want us to honor that legacy, and David Miliband has shouldered the task by bringing us all together.

Welcome to the TONY BLAIR MEMORIAL HUMAN RIGHTS SUMMIT.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:19 pm
by john plainman
Please respond to all inquiries from reporters tonight. That is all.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:25 pm
by surly
i'm not asking you numbskulls anything

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:44 pm
by fox
this is a really well-run game

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:10 pm
by lame sayings
Dear everyone,

Im on vacation until Monday and then pretty work busy after that, so not really gonna be participating much in this game which is a bummer cause the theme is right up my alley. Had meant to drop out but didnt in time. Im not really gonna be around for plannings and such but want to keep posting enough to be alive for TG. I guess this could be read as a barely there wolf play, but c'mon there'd be way easier and less obvious ways to play that.

Love,
Richard M. Nixon (ghost of)

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:18 pm
by fuckles
oh no i got my whole head stuck up a roast turkey hole

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:07 am
by milano boy
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Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:12 am
by VHB
It would seem the Human Rights Summit was able to be enacted posthumously.

And if I understand it correctly, Metersk responding to the call out/vote for him means his communication is not blocked.

So voting for him is not a good idea.

So, let's cause a tie before its too late, shall we?

Someone who hasn't posted since the summit was convened, perhaps.


The One True LB Right Honorable Lord M*s*on John Plainman.

My colleague in the House Of Lords

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has little good to say of him.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:14 am
by VHB
Owing to the abysmal voter turnout in the House of Commowns today, this will cause a 1-1 tie, which should block any expulsion effort. And give Gordon Brown a little more time to work.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:17 am
by VHB
Oh wait he did post nevermind

The Right Honorable One True LB Lord M*s*n Plainman

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Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:47 am
by bigcat
The vote is closed. It was a tie. Nobody died.

It is now NIGHT. Day will begin at 4 PM EST.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:49 am
by VHB
You're welcome, you gluttonous cretins.

Benjamin DISSraeli hops into his time machine and takes a brief holiday in prehistoric France. The beaches were less crowded then.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:54 am
by mudd
what what, I was just in the middle of my porridge when I missed a vote! What nonsense!

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Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:56 am
by VHB
LIST OF SURVIVING PLAYERS WHO VOTED FOR AMPERSAND, A KNOWN LABOUR BACKBENCHER, ON DAY 1:

Capital
Fuckles
Metersk
Mudd
Pierrot
VHB [rescinded]

Please keep an eye out for private missives from such persons tonight. Hopefully I do not have to explain to any of you tosspots why.

I think it behooves Gordon Brown to Take A Closer Look at any of the aforementioned players tonight.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:08 am
by VHB
While normally I find many of you have the appearance of a chimpanzee who has been put in a suit strategically shaved, on this particular night I am very interested in hearing what each of you has to say. :twisted:

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:13 am
by VHB
Heard from two of you tosspots so far!

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:18 am
by VHB
Also be advised that not all Tories are silenced tonight, just Cameron and Murdoch. Also, Miliband on the goodguy side is silenced as well.

Checking in privately before this night phase ends is your duty as an elected MP!

[You have 4 hours]

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:48 am
by Jarl Skeletal
Och aye, spick up. anyain fa doesnae is gettin' proper gubbed in th' morn's morn

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D2 until 11AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:12 pm
by Ampersand
VHB wrote:You're welcome, you gluttonous cretins.

Benjamin DISSraeli hops into his time machine and takes a brief holiday in prehistoric France. The beaches were less crowded then.


ooOoOOooOoO yew knob oOoOooOoOoo

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:48 pm
by can't
tony blair was such a girl sweetie

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 1:13 pm
by Casimir
Ahoy there!

While he's certainly a deranged Royal serving the interests of his family and friends, Messr. VHB may be on to something with that list. BUT i also think the Tories could easily be off the list. My read of this was that our brave mod ended the vote much earlier than many of the voters intended. I for one was surprised it ended so soon.

Either way we should take care to post in here to root out what valuable
Information that we can. A labor party United is the best way to kill off these UKIP fantasies!

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (N3 until 4PM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:35 pm
by bigcat
Everyone knows politics is a big act. You have to act nice to people even when it's hard. Even bigoted women.

One MP in particular had the game down pat. He hoodwinked us all, strutting and fretting his hour upon the Westminster stage. But now--it's curtains.

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MUDD is dead. He was JEREMY CORBYN.

The Tony Blair Memorial Human Rights Summit has now concluded. DAY 3 will last until 12 midnight EST.

Re: Werewolf 27: BREXIT (D3 until 12AM EST)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:44 pm
by VHB
Casimir

Someone who claims to be Gordon Brown informed me Casimir scanned conservative. While the two neutrals also come up conservative, there are no false flags in the other direction: only Labour party members get a Labour result.

So Casimir is, assuming my lead is correct, worth voting up today.