Werewolf 27: BREXIT (Boris Johnson wins)

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Postby VHB » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:52 pm

Also, 5 members of this chamber failed to check in with me privately during the night of the Memorial Human Rights Summit during which The Old Wolf and The Worst Dude (and the siblings) were silenced.

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Rt. Hon. LB John Pierrot Plainman
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I would like to hear each of them account for themselves today. Perhaps even cast an actual vote if it does not overtax your apparently shaky individual constitutions.

If any of the rest of you did hear from them, I should like to know what they said to you. Paraphrase please, be mindful of the Censure Of Slack Stenography Act and eschew direct quotation.
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Postby can't » Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:06 pm

my vote goes tostakeout darling.
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Postby john plainman » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:02 pm

narc claimed gordon brown to mudd.
mudd told me this, advised me to kill narc if mudd's gamble failed and he died.

mudd trusted me w/ this info because i told him that i was milliband and that i would be calling the human rights summit (which i did!)

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at least half of this list are wolves. maybe even more. i say we start with stakeout and work our way down (after narc, of course.)
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Postby can't » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:22 pm

I have blown every member of parliament
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Postby can't » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:24 pm

this will not end well for you darling
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Postby can't » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:29 pm

stakeout is bloody Nigel Farage Sweetie don't be such a tosser

if you want to know who the woefully endowed torries are, take my word

Casimir has a tiny little tory darling
separator is a dry rubbing treacherous little tory tosser
geoff is a nice boy who prefers the pound sweetie

john plainman is a loose canon darling he's really trying to bone us here sweetie
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:40 pm

narc
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Postby Casimir » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:05 pm

Jesus, at the shore all day.

I dunno who is claiming to be Gordon brown but they should probably be looked at a lil closer.

narc

To even things out
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Postby milano boy » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:06 am

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Postby bigcat » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:12 am

THE VOTE IS CLOSED
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Postby separator » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:42 am

Time to dance
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 2:22 am


[Benjamin DISSraeli has just glimpsed a modern day map of the British Commonwealth for the first time since coming to the future and noticed there are significantly fewer colonial holdings than he is accustomed to there being. He is rather unamused, and yet also rather unsurprised.]

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Careful there, lads, we almost practiced proper democracy today, with a slight majority of us actually showing up to vote.

A truly astonishing and inspiring showing of democracy in action.

We, as a governing body, seem to have less self-preservation instinct than a chronically depressed lemming.
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Postby bigcat » Sun Sep 04, 2016 2:56 am

CASIMIR is dead. He was a Tory.

It is now night. Day 4 begins at 11 AM.
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Postby Casimir » Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:09 am

o0o0o thanks for not closing the vote at midnight big cat o0o0o
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Postby separator » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:22 pm

My name's nick clegg and I'm here to say
Let's do an AV REFERENDUM when night becomes day!

Vote yes and we'll have fun giving Cameron the boot
And if you vote no that's suspicious as fuck...
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:24 pm

separator wrote:My name's nick clegg and I'm here to say
Let's do an AV REFERENDUM when night becomes day!

Vote yes and we'll have fun giving Cameron the boot
And if you vote no that's suspicious as fuck...


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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:28 pm

Unfortunately contingent on a super-majority of the 12 (soon to be 11) of us turning up to vote, a scenario in which precedent is very much not on our side. 70% would require 8 out of 11. We have yet to get 8 out of all of us to turn up.
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Postby can't » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:36 pm

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Postby john plainman » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:39 pm

that leaves fuckles and geoff as the big baddies

cheers sep
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Postby bigcat » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:40 pm

Cheryl Shortbottom's heels clicked on the marble floor as she hurried out of the Commons cloakroom. She adjusted her tiger-print blazer and pulled her lippy out of her bag, reapplying with an expert manicured hand. Another MP taken care of, another vote secured.

Cheryl may not have come from money like these Oxbridge ponces, but she knew how power worked and she'd thrown in with New Labour at just the right time. She laughed to herself at how she'd shot to the top as she reached the Westminster parking garage. "Balls, where did I park, sweetie?" she said, beeping her car keys. A Union Jack PT Cruiser beeped in response. As she hustled over, a man in a tuxedo popped out from between the cars and shot her.

NARC is dead. He was GORDON BROWN.

NICK CLEGG has called an AV Referendum. This DAY will be divided into two votes. The AV Referendum will take place until 4 PM EST (Vote "YES" or "NO"). At that time, the lynch votes will begin and last til 10 PM EST.
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Postby john plainman » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:53 pm

well, mudd was wrong about narc. and it looks like i got him killed for it. oops!

anyways,

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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:55 pm

So, who is in danger of having their citizenship revoked if they don't show up today?

Most of us, really.


Capital, for voting for Narc yesterday.

Also,
YES on the AV Referendum because why the heck not
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Postby john plainman » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:58 pm

vhb, why not vote for the certified wolves now?
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Postby john plainman » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:59 pm

i guess they can be quarantined. i'll change my vote later if needed.
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:03 pm

john plainman wrote:vhb, why not vote for the certified wolves now?



Because they're not certified, and you lied your ass off to me about Mudd being suspicious of Narc.

He said nothing of the sort. In fact he was the one who told me Narc was Gordon Brown.

He also told me you were Miliband.

But we all make mistakes, don't we.
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:04 pm

Also I have been suspicious of Capital since the beginning.

I do not have a last scan from Narc to back this up, btw. Just my gut feeling. But it's a good feeling.
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Postby john plainman » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:06 pm

i didn't lie. that's what mudd said to me. he said if he dies, make sure that narc follows him.
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:06 pm

Inactivity will take care of Fuckles and Geoff as well, the way things are going.
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:12 pm

john plainman wrote:i didn't lie. that's what mudd said to me. he said if he dies, make sure that narc follows him.


Looks like you did make sure he followed him! :D
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Postby efreet » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:13 pm

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