is The Fall too funny to be music to have sex to

by **wittgenstein** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:33 pm

definitely not asking for a friend

by **wittgenstein** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:33 pm

on same subject: Negativland

by **wittgenstein** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:36 pm

post fall songs you'd bone to

by **andrei** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:47 pm

"stop, we have to stop what we're doing....... i can't have sex to this"

by **andrei** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:48 pm

"we need to stop having sex and change this music, i cannot continue having sex to this music"

by **Nice Pete** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:52 pm

it works because smith isn't the primary singer, and even when he does sing it expresses the primal sexual energy between him and brix. the only other song i can think of that comes close in this regard is "something stupid" by frank and nancy sinatra.

by **waldojeffers1** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 12:53 pm

I had sex to the garden by neubauten once

by **cossette** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:08 pm

i have some of my most challenging and rewarding F to merzbow

by **frankie teardrop** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:17 pm

no way. i don't buy it.

by **swamp thing** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:18 pm

i have had sex to the fall a lot

one time I went down on a girl I had taken acid with for basically the entirety of grotesque and yknow i wouldnt trade that memory for the world

oh yeah since this is pretty obviously gonna be a thread of posts centered around proof that we've fucked people heres a neat one, one time a girl very nearly choked me to death (which slayed) while fucking to the 1980 france demo version of les rallizes denudes - the last one

Website · by **Cronos** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:20 pm

Monopoly Child Star Searchers was probably the weirdest music I ever had sex to.

by **BlackSugar** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:21 pm

the first time I heard they might be giants, I was blazing on acid and trying to have sex with a girl named meadow
trying pretty terribly, obviously

by **mites** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:25 pm

the idea of purposefully having a certain bit of music on while banging is really funny to me

by **swamp thing** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:26 pm

BlackSugar wrote:the first time I heard they might be giants, I was blazing on acid and trying to have sex with a girl named meadow
trying pretty terribly, obviously

you dont seem like the kinda dude who'd need one but jesus if someone told me this in person i'd feel obligated to see if they needed a hug

by **frankie teardrop** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:28 pm

well, i guess we've all been younger, much younger, and we were trying to emulate what we saw in movies.
there's always music in movies when people have sex.

by **frankie teardrop** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:37 pm

actually, if i had seen explicit porn movies by the age of 6 (maybe 7) i would have definitely procceeded to penetrate my cousin.
thank god my father hid only softcore movies with couples rubbing their naked bodies...
oh, they caught us, my parents and hers, have i ever told you?
wow, most embarrassing memory of my life (not really, i always try to top myself)
imagine two children of 6, 7 years totally naked and, ahem, rubbing their bodies.

way out of thread, sorry.

by **wittgenstein** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:41 pm

jeez dude

by **frankie teardrop** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:51 pm

true story.
i'm still trying to win back my uncle's affection.

Website · by **Cronos** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:54 pm

HOLD UP

Website · by **Cronos** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:55 pm

frankie teardrop wrote:well, i guess we've all been younger, much younger, and we were trying to emulate what we saw in movies.
there's always music in movies when people have sex.

frankie teardrop wrote:actually, if i had seen explicit porn movies by the age of 6 (maybe 7) i would have definitely procceeded to penetrate my cousin.
thank god my father hid only softcore movies with couples rubbing their naked bodies...
oh, they caught us, my parents and hers, have i ever told you?
wow, most embarrassing memory of my life (not really, i always try to top myself)
imagine two children of 6, 7 years totally naked and, ahem, rubbing their bodies.

way out of thread, sorry.

by **frankie teardrop** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:56 pm

she got into the opus dei.
i've always wondered if it was me.

kay, enough.

by **Lucky** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:57 pm

Do people really have sex to music

by **wittgenstein** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:00 pm

Lucky wrote:Do people really have sex to music

hold on wait someone is posting about raping their cousin when they were kids

Website · by **Cronos** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:01 pm

not rape consensual

by **frankie teardrop** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:02 pm

au contraire mon ami,
i didn't feel raped, i was so into it.

by **wittgenstein** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:02 pm

Cronos wrote:not rape consensual

hmm

by **mites** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:11 pm

sounds like cronos directed game of thrones

Website · by **Cronos** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:17 pm

mites wrote:sounds like cronos directed game of thrones

I can't really talk about it contractually

by **cossette** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:17 pm

frankie teardrop wrote:imagine two children of 6, 7 years totally naked and, ahem, rubbing their bodies.

way ahead of you pal :ahuh:

Website · by **Cronos** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:19 pm

abort thread

is The Fall too funny to be music to have sex to

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