uh, so I jizzed while making a hard dump

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Why did I jizz while passing a hard hard loaf?

I am gay now
33
19%
Prostate cancer
9
5%
The butthole is connected to the cum-hole
43
25%
Hard dumps really turn me on without even knowing it
21
12%
I've mutated, now have the power to jizz on command
14
8%
:ahuh:
44
25%
Lamalam
11
6%
 
Total votes : 175

Postby Buddy Glass » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:03 pm

Feel like the board might finally be ready for a Finally Getting Into Prostate Massage thread
What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:11 pm

Buddy I already made that thread not long ago, it's called Digital Rectal Massage http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=74573
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Postby grace cathedral park » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:45 pm

I have been known to "pre-cum" after experiencing massive diarrhea.
Never knowingly eaten an ass.
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Postby ocean pimp » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:12 pm

black drum those comments about my mother back on page two are gonna come back to haunt you, mark my words
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Postby ocean pimp » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:13 pm

one of these days you're gonna start shitting out your soft dick and jizzing out your big stupid butt and your wife isn't gonna live with you anymore and who could blame her for not wanting to live with a man who poops out his dick and cums out his butt
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Postby black drum » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:52 pm

Jef Costello if that's the case then I am going to shit jizz into your dumb mother's mouth.
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Postby black drum » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:52 pm

Then I am going to piss some shit in there and laugh like a madman.
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Postby grammatron » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:59 pm

Come on you guys cut it out.
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Postby fuckles » Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:01 pm

oh whoops i forgot to poop before taking my shower
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby ocean pimp » Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:06 pm

grammatron wrote:Come on you guys cut it out.


stay out of this, grandpatron
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Postby CudNylon » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:40 am

VHGisdead wrote:vintage hpn thread?
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Postby ocean pimp » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:04 am

i lol'd so much reading through this

the junebug cameo on page 4 :)
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Postby kit fox » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:13 am

how did i miss this the first time around
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Postby kit fox » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:15 am

bone war: i'm with ocean pimp
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