HPN WW Lucky #13 - EMPLOYEES WIN!

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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:17 pm

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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:19 pm

If it's not kaputt, we should just go on and kill fuckles and inspectorhound and anyone else in order. Just run down the list, guys.
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Postby kit fox » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:19 pm

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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:30 pm

Papa keeps the meeting short and sweet so he can get back to his movie.

"Hasta la vista, baby. You've been terminated"

Trask has been fired for picking the poison pizza. He was an employee.

Day 8 begins and will run for a few hours.
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Postby inspectorhound » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:32 pm

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Postby grammatron » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:59 pm

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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:59 pm

Man you're so wrong. Why would lod publicise a conversation he'd had with a fellow goon?
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:01 pm

Also it's pretty obvious that they've picked you to try to convince you to lynch me. Why would I pick you as inspector After your accusation? I'd much rather argue in here
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:02 pm

You have to read that conversation as me being eotm and only revealing to one person. If I were a goon I'd have had it with a non goon
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:13 pm

hang on a second. You've ignored the part directly above it where lod asks if I think hound is a wolf? So what you think we faked the whole conversation? I don't understand your thought process at all
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:15 pm

Are surly and trask goons?
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:21 pm

trask is dead and I am an employee.
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:22 pm

I mean I guess you could say that I was a goon who just decided to off two of his colleagues, setting up a nigh-impossible scenario of having to kill eight employees on my own. But you would be a fucking nincompoop.
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Postby fuckles » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:27 pm

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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:31 pm

Surly says you're just working down a list so it doesn't matter and I know I've been absent a lot so I can't blame you but the inference drawn from that conversation is absolutely ridiculous
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:33 pm

fuckles, how do you feel about dying tomorrow for the good of the papa johns?
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Postby fuckles » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:34 pm

not great but i'll do it!
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:37 pm

Fine well there's no point in playing then if you're saying that you're working down a list of who to kill and when you're next any attempt to argue against your firing is a goon move. Why not just speed up the game and end it in the next hour?
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:46 pm

Well if you want more discussion of why you're suspicious:

I voted against cat and mr science.
Gramma voted against cat and mr science.
kaputt voted against lod only.
inspectorhound voted against lod only.
ankh voted against mr science and catullus.
kit fox voted against mr science.
fuckles voted against mr science.
landspeed has ghosted.

The way I figure, a goon is more likely to jump in on a vote against a fellow goon early in the game. As their numbers dwindle, its more important to try to keep each other alive. You haven't voted against any goons since lod.
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Postby fuckles » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:50 pm

when is this day over
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Postby Kaputt » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:52 pm

That's a good point. There's not really anything I can do to refute that except to say that I've been missed a lot of the game
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:55 pm

Going to try to speed things up so far as best as I can. Got a unanimous majority vote so far.

Papa leads the team in some improvisation exercises and group shouting before he gets to the heart of the meeting.

"Hey Corey, everyone keeps calling you kaputt around here. Is that a nickname or a description of what you are?"

kaputt has been fired. He was an employee.

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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 6:01 pm

inspectorhound, you wanna go next?
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Postby inspectorhound » Sat Feb 06, 2016 6:02 pm

it is what it is
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OooooOOOOoooOOOOOOoooooo what it is is a Night Phase, currently OOooooOOOOoooOOOOOOOO
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sat Feb 06, 2016 7:04 pm

Today's menu:

Twisted Riffs Pizza (totally loaded with extreme pepperoni and sausage)
Sick Drums Pizza (basically the same thing, really)

ankh is the inspector.
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Postby surly » Sat Feb 06, 2016 8:21 pm

So I asked a number of people about whether they'd be fine being next on the firing list. A couple happened in thread, but here are the rest.

surly [5:15 PM]
kit

[5:15]
you mind taking one for the team tomorrow?

kitfox [5:16 PM]
sure

surly [5:16 PM]
cool

[5:16]
(that would mean dying)

kitfox [5:17 PM]
right

[5:17]
I'm ready


surly [5:09 PM]
gramma

grammatron [5:27 PM]
Surly my friend

surly [5:27 PM]
gramma how you feel about taking one for the team tomorrow

grammatron [5:29 PM]
We're in a good spot with only one of them left. We obv can afford a few more employee firings. I would probably go to landspeed and insoectorhound first though, given that they've both been under suspicion for most of the game. That's assuming kaputt isn't the last goon standing though.
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Postby Ankh » Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:31 pm

ah ok i'm here
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Postby Ankh » Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:31 pm

am i too late to be the inspector?
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:32 pm

No, go ahead and choose.
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