Apollo 12 was a fucking laugh factory

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby delgriffith » Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:59 pm

Image
Image
User avatar
delgriffith
 
Posts: 18410
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Postby delgriffith » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:51 pm

I bought that issue of Omni magazine. I'm obsessed with Apollo 12.
User avatar
delgriffith
 
Posts: 18410
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Postby viachicago » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:53 pm

delgriffith wrote:This needs to be an HBO show, and it needs to be greenlit immediately.


these actually read suspiciously like discarded Hollywood sitcom plots, pulled out of a dumpster behind the CBS building

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
User avatar
viachicago
 
Posts: 12072
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:19 pm

Postby Welcome 2 Cyberspace » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:24 pm

Apollo 1 was p funny too
User avatar
Welcome 2 Cyberspace
 
Posts: 17083
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:48 pm

Postby blurst of times » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:28 pm

i hope they call the tv show/movie about this 'showtime at the apollo 12'
User avatar
blurst of times
ride.
 
Posts: 10949
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:06 pm

Postby Durham » Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:01 pm

'Apollo 12' as the name of a show reminds me Nirvana 2
User avatar
Durham
 
Posts: 40223
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:34 pm
Location: 火車

Postby delgriffith » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:21 pm

Pete Conrad talks about shitting on the moon:
Image

Pete Conrad struggles with his spaghetti again:
Image

Pete Conrad and Al Bean begin to dance:
Image

Pete Conrad keeps falling into craters:
Image
User avatar
delgriffith
 
Posts: 18410
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Postby Pashmina » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:23 pm

"Oh -- Who did it?" Tom Stafford asks at one point. Confused, Young and Cernan reply, "Who did what?"

Cernan: "Where did that come from?"
Stafford: "Get me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air."
Young: "I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine."
Cernan: "I don't think it's one of mine."
Stafford: "Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away."
Young: "God Almighty"
(laughter)

During another instance, Cernan is apparently interrupted by another "floater" mid-sentence.

Cernan: "Here's another goddam turd. What's the matter with you guys? Here, give me a --"
(laughter from Young and Stafford)
Stafford: "It was just floating around?"
Cernan: "Yes."
Stafford (laughing): "Mine was stickier than that."
Young: "Mine was too. It hit that bag --"
Cernan: "I don't know whose that is. I can neither claim it nor disclaim it (laughter)."
Young: "What the hell is going on here?"
emotional fascism wrote:that was a bad post. i'd like to apologize to all board millennials.
User avatar
Pashmina
I LOVE CATS!!!
 
Posts: 39009
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:43 pm
Location: Singing Kambo Songs

Postby delgriffith » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:25 pm

Yeah reading the Apollo mission logs, it's apparent that 60% of conversation revolved around either food, piss, or shit.
User avatar
delgriffith
 
Posts: 18410
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Postby antoine » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:57 pm

I wish some of this was the dialogue to Interstellar
User avatar
antoine
 
Posts: 55460
Joined: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:32 pm

Postby Pashmina » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:58 pm

oh ahit sorry Del ingur is blocked at work and I thought you posted photos, not transcripts
emotional fascism wrote:that was a bad post. i'd like to apologize to all board millennials.
User avatar
Pashmina
I LOVE CATS!!!
 
Posts: 39009
Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:43 pm
Location: Singing Kambo Songs

Postby ihateoutdoors » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:17 am

delgriffith wrote:

1:25

"Pointed it towards the sun... that's bad."


i want the "NEVER point it at the sun" bit from Computer Chess to be inspired by this
User avatar
ihateoutdoors
 
Posts: 378
Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 8:01 pm
Location: ancient alien burial ground

Postby prexy » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:07 am

oh my god
“Good seltzer should hurt,” reads the back of Brooklyn Seltzer Boys’ t-shirts
User avatar
prexy
 
Posts: 7372
Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:16 am
Location: Moron Mountain

Postby Durham » Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:28 pm

User avatar
Durham
 
Posts: 40223
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:34 pm
Location: 火車

Postby delgriffith » Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:25 pm

Bump. My pilot about this just got greenlit.
User avatar
delgriffith
 
Posts: 18410
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Previous

Return to Mamma Mia... Here We Go Again....

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: 10cc, a-10 warthog champion, alaska, anephric, Barthes Starr, Beautiful Jugdish, beefbroth inthe shitpipes, bikes, blab, boddy, brent, brody, buboclot, cartola, Celiac, christian, Clive, coop, crams, Cronos, crooked, dan, deer, dogshower, Double McDouble, draw, emotional fascism, eternalux, Eyeball Kid, Feech La Manna, Franco, frontierpsychiatrist, Fullscreen, Future, galactagogue, gauchebag, Google [Bot], Grendel, Grumby, hadlex, hbb, high bias, Hugh, hyperbole man, iambic, Ides of Smarch, inmate, Jerk., jon, Jouster, k_uger, Kaputt, Kiki, Klint, KPH, landspeedrecord, launchpad, light rail coyote, lights, loaf angel, Lucky, mcwop23, mego, mesic, milknight, Milquetoaster Strudels, minerals, mini, mortimer, Mr Spaceship, mystery meat, NegativeCapability, neta, Nice Pete, No Good Advice, nocents, normal finkenstein, number none, odilon redon, oh! it's max!, palmer eldritch, patrick cokane?, Peter Criss, pink snake, plashy, powderfinger, Pris, rankoutsider, Render, rich uncle skeleton, SabreFancS, sassafras socks, Science, scrambled, seafoam, shirts optional, Shotfrog, smartphone, smelts, snuggle, speakers, spix et chicho, Spooky Jim, tgk, The Producer, the scofflaw, This Guy, thrasher, trampoline, trouble, turquoise albino, unome, Vacancies, Viz, warmjets, Warrenandstimpy, WeirdJungle, Wrong Titus, yungboi