M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 Wolfs Win

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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:18 pm

How do you play werewolf I'm willing to join this game right nwo
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Postby werd » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:35 pm

Day 1 has ended with a vote of no kill

No ones dies and nothing bad happens, this time

Night 2 begins now and will run until all night actions are in

Fox will end the night phase with lore as I have a hot date :ahuh:

Day 2 will run from then until 1800 PDT tomorrow
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:38 pm

OK I'll dm from here on out
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Postby werd » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:43 pm

PROBLEMATIC wrote:How do you play werewolf I'm willing to join this game right nwo


hit us up next time this one is already rolling so I'd have to pull some serious calvinball to fit you in and I already have a bad rep for that kind of stuff
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:44 pm

its me, im the hot date

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Postby fox » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:49 pm

A new moon sits with evil intent in the sky above, and Ankh stares up aimlessly into its haloed crescent, drunk beyond measure. He careens from side to side, pissing off into the bushes around the edge of the village. He finishes, and zips. A rustling of leaves, and Ankh's fleeting attention darts to the noise, before drifting back off. He thinks to himself, stumbling out of the brush, how strange it is that he has survived for so long. Shouldn't he be dead by now? No matter. He hears a faint noise behind him, and slowly spins his heavy head around. Still just the wind. A few staggered steps, and he finds a log to sit down on. Perhaps he overdid it tonight. Just... need to rest. A distant howl breaks the silence. Ankh spins around again. Nothing there. He breathes. What's that, though? He feels a sensation tugging his right leg. He looks down, and a vine is wrapped snugly around his pants. He moves to brush it up, but it coils around him. Huh? At that moment a tree leans over towards him, and another vine darts from its branches to wrap itself around him. He gasps for breath. A shadowed figure covered in fur steps out from the darkness. The vines are ever-tightening, more and more around his throat now. Is that...? Could it be...?

Ankh is dead. He was a villager.

Werd is on a hot date.

The next day begins now and will end tomorrow at 1800 PDT.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:20 pm

later m8

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Postby VHB » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:24 pm

DRAGONS wrote:later m8

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AWOO OO HA HA WHO IS THE WOLF NO WHERE IS THE WOOF ARF ARF AROOOO

NOT HERE HA HA HA HAAAAAA
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:44 pm

thinking about finding some wolves

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Postby sevenarts » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:27 am

OOOOO bye Ankh we hardly knew you. These wolves are hunting for quiet people.

The wind whistles quietly, deep in thought. It rustles the branches in the trees, hitting them against people's houses, trying to wake them up and get them into the town square. OOOOOO this village can't talk privately so we need to talk a lot in public.

The wind has some things it would like to know. It moans its requests eerily, because it doesn't know how to do communicate any other way.

I woooooould like to knoooooooooooow why laserblast voted for DRAGONS.

I woooooould like VHB to weigh in oooooooon the CIFOM possibilities of everyone knowing he acts crazy as a villager and tries to be helpful as a wooooolf, so he could reverse that as a wolf now.

I wooooould like to knoooooow what DRAGONS thinks of the idea that people posting mostly funny gimmick posts without substance in these games have uuuuuuusually been wolves.

(And ooooooo that doesn't include me because I'm not funny!)
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:41 am

sevenarts wrote:OOOOO bye Ankh we hardly knew you. These wolves are hunting for quiet people.

The wind whistles quietly, deep in thought. It rustles the branches in the trees, hitting them against people's houses, trying to wake them up and get them into the town square. OOOOOO this village can't talk privately so we need to talk a lot in public.

The wind has some things it would like to know. It moans its requests eerily, because it doesn't know how to do communicate any other way.

I woooooould like to knoooooooooooow why laserblast voted for DRAGONS.

I woooooould like VHB to weigh in oooooooon the CIFOM possibilities of everyone knowing he acts crazy as a villager and tries to be helpful as a wooooolf, so he could reverse that as a wolf now.

I wooooould like to knoooooow what DRAGONS thinks of the idea that people posting mostly funny gimmick posts without substance in these games have uuuuuuusually been wolves.

(And ooooooo that doesn't include me because I'm not funny!)


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goodness me!!! what attention

im a v meticulous team evil bb and most the times i am good without role of note i just post badly as its f u n, pls see my love for hot vikings. also im REALLY FUCKIN SICK atm and eatin a lot of codeine. also the tone of this game seemed p lighthearted, ie pissing on everything or being an illiterate koala.

also laserblast is an enemy of waluigi and must die. call me laserwaluigiwolf
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Postby VHB » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:51 am

I think it is time for more people in the village from M. Night Shyamalan's The Village to make more posts

There need to be a lot more posts to mark the border beyond which we cannot go

Hey Everyone Lets Discuss Things In The Open Since We Can Not Slack! STOP BEING QUIET

MAKE SOME POSTS


I would like to know what our newest villager Grouchypants thinks!

And TES who never speaks

And Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow who likes to kill everyone

And Metersk who was speaking but stopped

Speak Up if you are not a WARE WOOF

pantsoclock wrote:vhb we should kill vhb vhb is a wolf for sure
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he just doesn't seem like he's from the village from the film "the village"


Do You Want To Elaborate On Your Feelings?

Because my feeling is
U R THE WOOF WHERE WOLF? HERE WOLF! ARF ARF ARRROOOO WARE WOLF

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Postby sevenarts » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:03 am

The wind snakes approvingly around VHB. He's making sense! There's no reason people should keep quiet when the public forum is all we have.

Whiiiiiile we're calling out quiet people, Ampersand posted once to introduce himself and once to vote for VHB with little reason. Speeeeaaaak up more!
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Postby milano boy » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:12 am

alexa, please tell koala that i'm not really sure what to make of this situation. would also like to here from the perpetually silent TEST, does anyone else think it's odd that stakeout hasn't gone haywire yet?
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:23 am

A-woof.

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Postby sevenarts » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:42 am

The wind seems to laugh. Out loud, you might say.

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Postby VHB » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:08 am

ONE TO ONE TO ONE TO ONE HA AHH HAH HA HA ha WOOF WOOF ARF WOOF YoU Should Vote for WARE WOOF OR SORCERER INSTEAD
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:11 am

do u really wanna see old mate like this, bloody and DEAD

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Postby fuckles » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:13 am

hi im piss boy AMA
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Postby VHB » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:15 am

teddy ruxpin's elbow wrote:hi im piss boy AMA


WHO DO YOU THINK IRS WEAR WOLF? HA HA

Will YOU VOTE TO KILL A WARE WOOF?
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Postby milano boy » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:15 am

alexa, please tell piss boy to gtfo
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:26 am

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Postby fuckles » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:27 am

VHB wrote:
teddy ruxpin's elbow wrote:hi im piss boy AMA


WHO DO YOU THINK IRS WEAR WOLF? HA HA

Will YOU VOTE TO KILL A WARE WOOF?

everybody but me is a werewolf imo

yes of course i want to kill all werewolves (and then piss on them)
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Postby fuckles » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:27 am

*pisses on alexa*
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Postby werd » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:25 pm

Pantsoclock - 1
Sevenarts - 1
Ampersand - 1
Dragons - 1

About 7 hours 10 minutes to go
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Postby grouchypants » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:31 pm

Hello village. Please forgive my temporary absence. I had taken the village children on a field trip to a local strawberry farm. I have been cowering in fear since these brutal murders began. I fear something unnatural is in our midst. What person could commit these horrible atrocities? Ripped apart, bloodied...it's all just too much! Won't someone please think of the children???
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Postby sevenarts » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:35 pm

grouchypants wrote:Hello village. Please forgive my temporary absence. I had taken the village children on a field trip to a local strawberry farm. I have been cowering in fear since these brutal murders began. I fear something unnatural is in our midst. What person could commit these horrible atrocities? Ripped apart, bloodied...it's all just too much! Won't someone please think of the children???


Whooooosh... Any thoughts on the people who have posted/voted? Enough with these generalities. Whisper what you really think into the air, the wind will hear it.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:49 pm

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ive read the facts and guess what he still must be destroyed

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Postby Ampersand » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:55 pm

sevenarts is a wolf

but so is pantsoclock

so I'm torn, personally.
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Postby sevenarts » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:04 pm

The wind, as you know, is everywhere. It sees everything that happens in this village. It noticed, for example, that on the first day, pantsoclock voted for VHB out of nowhere. Perhaps an innocent vote, a whim. But then Ampersand also voted for VHB, and so did DRAGONS. The third vote, which could easily have started a pile-on. A little later, when nobody had bit on the pile-on, DRAGONS reversed her vote.

The wind always thinks it's suspicious when a vote pile-on starts for no obvious reason, and thinks that it's often wolves who jump eagerly to second and third the votes of innocent villagers to tip the village over into a lynch mob for an innocent. Hmmmmmmmm, murmurs the wind. Unlikely that both Ampersand and DRAGONS are wolves - that would be foolish - but perhaps one of them is.
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