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Postby grammatron » Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:14 pm

Hey everybody.
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Postby jack » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:26 pm

h...hi
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Postby mactheo » Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:49 pm

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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:29 am

go easy on me i'm a n00b
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Postby acidity regulator » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:00 am

i dontkl now how to type probperly chan anyopne provide spme tutrohring

bhoartding is spo damng digffgidulct
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Postby kid8 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:40 am

Look at that, an indoor outhouse.
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:50 pm

BlackSugar wrote:
internetstrange wrote:how does typing


if this was internetstrange's only post forever he would be boarder of the 21st century
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts

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Postby mothjoke » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:41 pm

Hi everyone. I'm looking forward to contributing to the three threads I've been following for a while. Thank you for approving me Quartz!
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Postby milano boy » Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:35 am

what kinda threads u into
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Postby milknight » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:08 am

hate to be the bearer of bad news but ur gonna have to make a few more posts before you can see the moth jokes members thread
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Postby mothjoke » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:37 pm

I started lurking here again because of The Best Show with Tom Scharpling thread. I like the Unsolved Mysteries thread too. There is no third thread I'm into. I'm sorry I started off with a lie.
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Postby chowder julius » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:41 pm

there's no need for apologies mothjoke : )
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Postby separator » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:07 pm

fuck you mothjoke
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Postby mothjoke » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:15 pm

Don't do this, separator. I just want to be close with you.
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Postby milano boy » Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:37 pm

if you read more threads maybe you would know that separator doesn't get close to anyone
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Postby sadville » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:28 am

this is sadville

i call this the thread where everyone intro-deuces

because everyone says hi

and then they (figuratively) say "deuces" when they click out of the thread after they've posted :)

so here's my intro

and here's my deuces
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Postby grammatron » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:38 pm

Hey everybody.
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Postby kid8 » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:38 am

hey girl.
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Postby Daft Pun » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:25 am

mothjoke wrote:Hi everyone. I'm looking forward to contributing to the three threads I've been following for a while. Thank you for approving me Quartz!


post your best variation on the moth joke, please
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Postby Spoons » Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:24 am

what's the moth joke?
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Postby cabbageroll » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:34 pm

hey I'm new very new. thanks for reading
thx for reading
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Postby shred igniter » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:45 am

hi mothjoke and cabbage friend, i just realized i never posted in the intro thread

i guess i named myself shred igniter to compensate for actually being a deeply boring and miserable person but the joke about the bees literally led me to this board so the idea of a moth joke is p intriguing. i like growing plants and riding my bike and taking pictures of bugs, hello
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Postby aububs » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:12 am

that's one of the best usernames I've ever seen, shred igniter
no buddy not really
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Postby father of two » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:38 pm

hello all. happy to be posting.

edit: trying to think of an avatar to fit. open to brainstorming sessions.
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Postby mactheo » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:41 pm

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Postby patchman » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:58 pm

hi
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Postby lightfoot » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:34 pm

hey guys

how do i post an image
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Postby trouble » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:34 am

verylousy wrote:
Put the url inside of that


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Postby mactheo » Wed Oct 18, 2017 4:20 pm

lightfoot wrote:hey guys

how do i post an image


you can make an ASCII image with carefully placed letters. for example, if you want to convey a dog:

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Postby grammatron » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:45 pm

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