Ideal gf/bf thread

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:55 pm

here i was poorly drawing triangle eyebrows on my goth loli gf
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Postby mites » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:56 pm

It’s my cat
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Postby Pashmina » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:58 pm

mites wrote:It’s my cat



probably true
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:00 pm

my ideal gf is my gothic lolita gf. every day we wake up and pray to our fave hot french black metal boy and mana. we spend all day drying lavender and dominating the camgirl fucking machine market scene. she is real good at drawing eyebrows and taking pics of vegan high tea and shibari. only wears black and dark blue. all long and drapey clothes. im the over the top slut of the relationship they are ~effortless~. not scrump just witch. hopefully they are good at the bit of videogames i suck at such as puzzle dungeons.
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Postby BanEmAll Collective » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:01 pm

I’m with my ideal girlfriend but I gotta say the best part is her cat which after 6 years is kinda my cat I suppose.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:01 pm

prob runs a semi scrump taxidermy workshop for local witches and aesthetic is v pressed flowers and elaborate fruit bowls. ahh heck what is my dream gf gonna think of all the rilakumma i have ;___;
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:04 pm

they can be the side of goth i always fill i need to do more instead of being an Idiot Gamer Girl and can fill their house with velvet and neofolk and wine

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Postby Sobieski » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:04 pm

mites wrote:It’s my cat

Single as a Pringle because My Cat won't be my Girlfriend
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:05 pm

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Postby big zorb » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:06 pm

i love my girlfriend because she is kind and smart and that is ideal
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Postby Pashmina » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:07 pm

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Postby delgriffith » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:07 pm

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:i love my girlfriend because she is kind and smart and that is ideal

This is also why I love larry's girlfriend.
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:09 pm

Is it bad to try and marry somebody rich?
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:09 pm

Never gonna work again just like holger czukay
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:10 pm

my gothic lolita gf ready for the club

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Postby big zorb » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:12 pm

i can't believe my girlfriend has never met a fellow boarder except for CashForGold, who hasn't boarded here in a while and also is our offline friend anyway. it's a failure on my part.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pm

anyone wanna be a gay communist into neofolk

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pm

stop being narcs with ur dang real life gfs jeeze!
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Postby big zorb » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:16 pm

it's really crazy how many of those "ideal gf" things there are.
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Postby big zorb » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:17 pm

remember the "dude at a party" ones? like the guy's interior thoughts on fashion and music at parties. are the 4channers still doing those?
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:18 pm

i need to start my forced internet fluency lessons
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:20 pm

speaking of which this is my ideal bf but i'd get them to wear make up so we can look dead together

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:21 pm

....am i...... ur ideal gf :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:23 pm

where is my monstercock rich bf that leaves me alone
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Postby Riverchrist » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:23 pm

football, Bible, no kids
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Postby pantsoclock » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:25 pm

my ideal gf/bf thread is like, uh, talk about ways you respect your partner
I pay tax to help pay for things like police..fire..parks..but it goes to Ferguson like people and foreigners who are scamming our stupid government that is full of pasta thieves like this guy
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:27 pm

lots of 2b ideal gf memes and 2b is also my ideal gf

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Postby Sobieski » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:32 pm

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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:33 pm

i only like the ones that relate to me tbh!!!
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Postby trellisaze » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:33 pm

>tfw no trap gf
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