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Postby endless dave » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:05 pm

forget if it was in the thread or not, but the best guess I saw about this thing having legs and/or actually doing harm is that there is little to no place you can actually put the blame for this outside of the white house, specifically with Kelly. this is clearly his fuck up. just a solid whoopsie. you can't blame the media or the deep state or Clinton or anyone (well they can but it has less hold even than usual)
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Postby deadbass » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:08 pm

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Postby john plainman » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:09 pm

fester wrote:kelly getting taken down doesn't really make any difference because whoever replaces him will be a repugnant piece of garbage too. any position that doesn't require senate confirmation is just a "next asshole up" scenario

and there's an unlimited supply of assholes


Sure but that doesn’t mean it should t happen anyways
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Postby fester » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:10 pm

john plainman wrote:
fester wrote:kelly getting taken down doesn't really make any difference because whoever replaces him will be a repugnant piece of garbage too. any position that doesn't require senate confirmation is just a "next asshole up" scenario

and there's an unlimited supply of assholes


Sure but that doesn’t mean it should t happen anyways


yeah i suppose it's important that there be consequences for something
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Postby This Guy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:11 pm

Kelly getting taken down increases the chance someone ever stupider takes the incredibly important position of CoS, which is basically managing daily fuckups.
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:13 pm

I want Kelly to go because:

1. He's a piece of shit
2. I want the administration to return to the non-stop crisis mode it was in before Kelly got it to sometimes-crisis mode.
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Postby powderfinger » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:14 pm

Kelly is a racist, fascist military figure who is substantially more dangerous in a position of power than a third-rate GOP hack or Trumpland sycophant IMO.
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Postby Franco » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:16 pm

have they even tried the "fuck you who cares?" thing that they always do? Like when they pretend nothing happened and let the outrage boil over until it evaporates into a brand new news story?
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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:17 pm

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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:19 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:I want Kelly to go because:

1. He's a piece of shit
2. I want the administration to return to the non-stop crisis mode it was in before Kelly got it to sometimes-crisis mode.


yeah these are the top points
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:21 pm

Remember when people used to be forced out of positions because they had an undocumented immigrant as the housekeeper at their beach house 3 years prior?
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Postby viachicago » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:22 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:2. I want the administration to return to the non-stop crisis mode it was in before Kelly got it to sometimes-crisis mode.


yea. at this point, just let it burn
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Postby Pashmina » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:24 pm

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Postby Franco » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:25 pm

i'd hate for them to hire a CoS who actually knows what congress is though
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Postby important dentist » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:26 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:I want Kelly to go because:

1. He's a piece of shit
2. I want the administration to return to the non-stop crisis mode it was in before Kelly got it to sometimes-crisis mode.

i would in general add 3. it will make some other horrible person/people in the white house's life/lives more frustrating for at least a couple weeks while they look for a replacement

this is true of literally any administration figure
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Postby easy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:26 pm

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Postby brent » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:27 pm

even if he is going to be replaced with another asshole, it is cool and good to see whatever is left of kelly's character torn to shreds.
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Postby viachicago » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:30 pm

yea i want every motherfucker who touches this administration to just immediately ignite into a ball of fire. so far so good.
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Postby coop » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:33 pm

Dozens of Russians Are Believed Killed in U.S.-Backed Syria Attack
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/13/world/europe/russia-syria-dead.html
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Postby minerals » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:35 pm

Just because there are always more of these guys is no reason not to ruin them as much as possible individually. It's like throwing beached starfish back into the ocean
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:39 pm

coop wrote:Dozens of Russians Are Believed Killed in U.S.-Backed Syria Attack
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/13/world/europe/russia-syria-dead.html



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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:52 pm

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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:53 pm

minerals wrote:Just because there are always more of these guys is no reason not to ruin them as much as possible individually. It's like throwing beached starfish back into the ocean


EPA will soon replace the ocean with hot dog-flavored water.
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Postby easy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:05 pm

coop wrote:


lol
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:07 pm

I assume someone already posted the Sarah Sanders Super-Deluxe country song? That thing was stuck in my head all weekend.
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Postby endless dave » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:08 pm

Franco wrote:i'd hate for them to hire a CoS who actually knows what congress is though


they already had that and he was a joke and often at odds with just the white house, so I wouldn't be too bothered by a new one coming in
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Postby brent » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:09 pm

coop wrote:


need a fact check on the first two words of that statement
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:11 pm

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Postby goofjan » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:12 pm

flashback to Trump's midnight "apology" for the access hollywood audio: "I never claimed to be a perfect person."
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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