Bhad Bhabie is white

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Postby RIXX » Thu May 24, 2018 7:18 am

Brouhaha wrote:i was kidding about it being a complicated joke

think she just meant that had she eaten a proper full meal instead of just some olives, she probably wouldn't have done something irrational like tear off her nails

i thought it meant she like, went to a brunch and had a martini or bloody mary or some drink containing olives, which caused her outburst and why the narrator emphasizes it's not even noon yet

i dunno it's probably just your answer
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Postby bongo » Thu May 24, 2018 7:23 am

shes 11 years old you sick fucking fuck!!
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu May 24, 2018 8:16 am

As far as close friends, Bregoli has only ever had one, but they don’t talk anymore. Among her small handful of tattoos, the name “Zandalee” is scrawled across her left ring finger. “She was a prostitute; I met her at the school,” she tells me. “That girl would do anything for money. When I became famous, she partnered with my dad, because my dad said that if they ruin my fame, he’ll give her money. You know how they say shit goes sour after you tattoo someone’s name? This happened within like 24 hours of the tattoo


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Postby john plainman » Thu May 24, 2018 11:11 am

bongo wrote:i like meaghan garvey and enjoyed that piece but th notion that bhad bhabie “isn’t going anywhere” is hilarious

if her career is longer than mc skat kats i’ll eat my bucket hat


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Postby bongo » Thu May 24, 2018 11:14 am

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Postby john plainman » Thu May 24, 2018 11:18 am

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if she doesnt release an actually good LP, ill eat my mortons salt snapback
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Postby bongo » Thu May 24, 2018 11:19 am

we need to clearly articulate the stakes here
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Postby bongo » Thu May 24, 2018 11:25 am

mc skat kat had a 2 year shelf life, initially featured in paula abduls "opposites attract" video in 1990 and then, somehow, releasing a solo album on virgin records in 1991

bhad bhabie's first single "these heaux" was released in late august 2017.

so if by late august 2019 people are still talking about bhad bhabie- ie she is still getting press in publications like ssense, the fader, noisey, etc related to her musical output (not if she, say, keys offsets white phantom live on stream or whatever)- i will eat my kapital old man and the sea bucket hat and pierrot will eat his mortons salt snapback.

the loser will film themself doing this in the style of "werner herzog eats his shoe"
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Postby Grumby » Thu May 24, 2018 11:30 am

bongo wrote:
so if by late august 2019 people are still talking about bhad bhabie


i'm with you. though in dystopia now she can continue having a career just by dearth of being a meme and popular on instagram, completely unrelated to music. it's not like trinidad james or something.
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Postby john plainman » Thu May 24, 2018 11:30 am

You need to expand this beyond music as she is an entertainer, not just a musician. If she's not creating relevant contentat that time, I will release a video of myself eaing the hat
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Postby pissydan » Thu May 24, 2018 11:30 am

will her career outlast that of olives?
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Postby bongo » Thu May 24, 2018 11:33 am

john plainman wrote:You need to expand this beyond music as she is an entertainer, not just a musician. If she's not creating relevant contentat that time, I will release a video of myself eaing the hat


ikm talking specifically about music, about bhad bhabie as a project.

not if she burns down lex lugers studio or attacks chloe sevigny or something

i have no doubt she'll do something insane to garner notoriety after bhad bhabie evaporates from public consciousness in Q3 of 2018
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Postby john plainman » Thu May 24, 2018 11:34 am

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The hat. The only reason I'm hesitant to accept your terms is that she made it clear her priority isn't "rap career"
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Postby G_S » Thu May 24, 2018 11:34 am

didn't she emerge as meme a few years back? I know she was on dr. phil multiple times
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Postby john plainman » Thu May 24, 2018 11:39 am

Fuck it you're on
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Postby bongo » Thu May 24, 2018 11:44 am

so this basically amounts to her needing to drop a viral video and/or full length in mid 2019
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Postby bongo » Thu May 24, 2018 11:44 am

you might wanna start marinating that snapback
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Postby bro tones » Thu May 24, 2018 11:45 am

i want that morton hat
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Postby bongo » Mon May 28, 2018 11:44 am

this is weirdly articulate

bhad bhabie is actually kind of amazing somehow? its a weird world.
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Postby bongo » Mon May 28, 2018 11:44 am

i cant stop saying YOU CAN KICK ROOOOAWWKS
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Postby doublethink0 » Mon May 28, 2018 6:56 pm

sleigh wrote:
Your Turret Has Been Destroyed wrote:give it to that pussayyss, turn the shit up a notch


lol camping and i definitely said this like 8 times tonight


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murray st. wrote:cannot get [these] out of my head
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Postby bongo » Mon May 28, 2018 7:15 pm

i’ve already used YOU ARE ARGUING WITH A CHILD.
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Postby Jefferson Zeppelin » Tue May 29, 2018 3:09 am

check the wrrrissss watch
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Postby Brouhaha » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:07 pm

make it mild
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Postby alaska » Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:27 pm

Good thread
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Postby wintergreen » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:52 pm

congratulations to theo from road rules for playing the pedophile in the video for trust me:

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