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Postby fuckles » Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:54 pm

i dont think so
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby Permafrost » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:52 pm

Does the account approval email address still work?

I sent a request for account ‘i_am_agriculture’ to be approved. Can it please be approved? Thanks in advance.
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Postby Geoff » Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:12 am

Permafrost wrote:Does the account approval email address still work?

I sent a request for account ‘i_am_agriculture’ to be approved. Can it please be approved? Thanks in advance.


seconded please nathan.
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Postby grace cathedral park » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:53 am

Geoff wrote:
Permafrost wrote:Does the account approval email address still work?

I sent a request for account ‘i_am_agriculture’ to be approved. Can it please be approved? Thanks in advance.


seconded please nathan.


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Postby grace cathedral park » Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:09 pm

i took a break from approving accounts over the last 2 months after getting some shitty emails in the inbox + going through an emotionally draining training/promotion at my new job

everything since late october should be responded to and approved. if you are still waiting on a response from me (unless you're that shitty asshole you can eat my ass) please feel free to follow up i might have just accidentally archived the email
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:47 pm

i don't use email
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:16 am

or any of these
i yoohoose vaaaaaaaaaasesseleeeeiiiiinnnnn
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Postby Geoff » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:29 pm

Thanks gcp
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Postby Celiac » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:16 am

would this be the place to ask if i can drop the Cruz from my name? i am tired of the pun

e. thanks!
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Postby fizzle » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:52 pm

it's great to be back thank you so much
you got it dude
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Postby bro tones » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:24 pm

could someone drop the bro from my name? i'd like to be simply, "tones"

thanks! :)
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Postby internetfriend » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:30 pm

one username "brony tony" coming right up
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Postby bro tones » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:12 pm

no one is gonna "tones" me? :|
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Postby Autarch » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:22 am

"boner toner"
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Postby shin blood » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:48 am

Dear mods,

Can you please change my name to new blood, ? I sent a pm but it's just getting cozy in my outbox, sorry.

Thanks friends
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Postby shin blood » Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:23 am

new blood, old hat wrote:Dear mods,

Can you please change my name to "new blood," ? I sent a pm but it's just getting cozy in my outbox, sorry.

Thanks friends

Team,
Please : )
TIA
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Postby shin blood » Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:33 pm

Hey I am sorry to spam the thread I honestly don't know who to ask

I don't like my name and want it changed

nboh is fine but honestly go nuts. I assume I can just check the board and see the name change and log in normally right?

Bless be sorry to pester
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Postby The Lof Gang » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:18 pm

you’ll rot in bad username hell alongside me for eternity and you’ll like it
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Postby separator » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:44 am

best i can do is old blood, new hat
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Postby separator » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:45 am

maybe old new, blood hat
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:19 am

thank you for your service
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so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love

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Postby shin blood » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:47 am

separator wrote:best i can do is old blood, new hat

Honestly this would be perfect
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Postby shin blood » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:49 am

DasLofGang wrote:you’ll rot in bad username hell alongside me for eternity and you’ll like it

Yeah shit I guess so haha
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Postby aububs » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:13 am

pls can I have a red username? I'd love that
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Postby shin blood » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:31 pm

thank you : )
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby blab » Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:25 am

slick new name, new blood,
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Postby i_am_agriculture » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:00 pm

How many posts do you need to be able to send PMs?
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Postby blab » Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:00 pm

250 iirc
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:03 pm

You can send your PMs to me and I'll pass em on
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Postby i_am_agriculture » Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:04 am

Bartatua wrote:You can send your PMs to me and I'll pass em on

Hi user Bartatua, thank you for your kind offer. Please pass the message below to any user of this forum as you see fit. This is an urgent matter, so I appreciate your work.

Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 29-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
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