Jokes you wish would just go away

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:24 am

the zorbies
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:24 am

Donald Trump
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:24 am

Cancelling the Zorbies to own the libs.
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Postby Marza » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:30 am

yeah, but I'm not going to say them
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:31 am

Gritty
Any gamer joke
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:40 am

do you mean jokes about gamers or jokes by them
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:41 am

Ted Pikul wrote:the zorbies


congrats on winning the zorbie for "boarder who is lame"
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Postby A-Ok » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:48 am

"Throw shade"
"Apps"
"Weird flex but ok"
"Sorry not sorry"
what you say goes and your sight beats everyone elses.
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:50 am

When you are a cashier and an item won’t scan.

Customer (almost always an empty nester dad): must mean it’s free.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:51 am

A-Ok wrote:"Throw shade"
"Apps"
"Weird flex but ok"
"Sorry not sorry"


some of these are just phrases/words.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:52 am

big zorb wrote:do you mean jokes about gamers or jokes by them

Mostly by them
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Postby Frank » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:53 am

memes in general
dog diarrhea in my beard
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:57 am

but frank, tell me you never wanted to yeet something.
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Postby an otter » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:58 am

That AA-RON Key & Peele gag that wasn't funny 7 years ago is still alive and well and the default call by every barista I've met since.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:59 am

From 0 to South Park I was "Where's Barby?!" and then from South Park on it was "OMG you killed Kenny"
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:00 am

getting ur name fucked by culture would suck. hey, at least you aren't named donald
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Postby brent » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:01 am

i am SO tired of dirty limericks.
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Postby Grumby » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:02 am

some of you didn't do (this thing) growing up and it really shows
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Postby compatibility mode » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:08 am

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Jerry, thanks.
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Postby big zorb » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:12 am

do you guys know the difference between memes and jokes
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Postby compatibility mode » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:15 am

I got a huge kick out of that one the other day. I love that this guy sent it to a group of 500 people. Nothing against this guy either. Was it GTA V where the people walking around would randomly "Did you know Greenland is actually icy and Iceland is green?" in a bratty voice? Either way, it was some game and it was so dumb it got me a few times

Not sure its a joke I want to go away but it probably should go away.
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:17 am

dril has jumped the shark, overdue for cancellation.
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:18 am

oh wait, no, nvm. just checked my tweet portal and dril is still the last good boy on the internet.
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Postby warmjets » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:28 am

not go away, but people need to chill out with the simpsons references on twitter. it's getting ridiculous
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Postby furrowed brow » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:33 am

i mean, hipinion certainly isn't much better. but i like simpsons refs.
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Postby oh! it's max! » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:35 am

jokes about triggering/being triggered
seriously.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:35 am

Me stop referencing the Simpsons? That's unpossible!
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Postby Celiac » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:36 am

Racist ones
Gorgeous, Fantasy, Melody, Sweet, Kung Fu, Prof, Mac.
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Postby Celiac » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:36 am

There’s also never been a single moment that sportsball was funny
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Postby BlackSugar » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:37 am

6.
I come like a thousand doves
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