chicago is a second class city

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Postby milknight » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:25 pm

I know climate change will make coastal cities unlivable, but I really don’t want to move to fucking chicago
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Postby Celiac » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:27 pm

It’s the second city actually
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:27 pm

da windy apple
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:29 pm

ya got da big apple...and da windy apple
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:30 pm

Deep dish pizza is DUMB
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:36 pm

now that's a fun hot dog!
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:37 pm

True story: if you GIS "fraud pizza" deep dish is the first result
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Postby blab » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:43 pm

i was plannin on moving there before this thread. now idk what to do
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:44 pm

the director of education just came over to my desk to ask me about our summer course list and i had that photo up so i kind of panicked and clicked to another tab and it was a wikipedia page about the taliban and i honestly think she was equally confused about both
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:46 pm

Honestly I don't know about this board sometimes
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:46 pm

chicago is stupid everyone knows this
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:48 pm

like they say in Chicago, "fuggedaboutit!"
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:49 pm

chicago's pretty all right but everyone knows the cool city in illinois is moline
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:50 pm

would like to know what you consider a first class city? new york, where they pile their garbage on the sidewalks? LA where you can't get by without using an automobile?
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Postby milknight » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:50 pm

tgk wrote:would like to know what you consider a first class city? new york, where they pile their garbage on the sidewalks? LA where you can't get by without using an automobile?

yes
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:50 pm

big zorb wrote:chicago's pretty all right but everyone knows the cool city in illinois is moline


i'm partial to Galena myself (tone = sincere)
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:51 pm

prolly like banghai or shangkok or somethin
and I say SCREW YOU
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Postby Denise » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:51 pm

Oh no not garbage on a sidewalk
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Postby milknight » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:52 pm

i crave the garbage... i need it...
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:52 pm

axelrod gunnarson wrote:
big zorb wrote:chicago's pretty all right but everyone knows the cool city in illinois is moline


i'm partial to Galena myself (tone = sincere)


galena rocks. i also like savanna.
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Postby tgk » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:53 pm

Chester Minute wrote:Oh no not garbage on a sidewalk


its gross!
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:54 pm

milknight wrote:i crave the garbage... i need it...


[gollum voice] my precious....garbage
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Postby viachicago » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:54 pm

homeownership and affordable cost of living is really the pits. you guys would hate it.
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