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Postby Hal Jordan » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:39 pm

well that was intense
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Postby villalobos » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:42 pm

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Milky Way Being Sucked Into A Supermassive Black Hole 2020

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Postby k_uger » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:46 pm

I mean I do like that “3... 2 and a half... the one guy was sitting down all the time” line

reminds me of my grandfather, even addled by dementia, dude never lost his folksiness or ability to twist words creatively

well, until he did... which I guess doesn’t bode well

where is this going? hey, how’s that black hole doing?
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Postby farmer » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:46 pm

prob just means a star or something fell into it
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Postby easy » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:48 pm

yeah a star or something fell into it
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Postby virile » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:50 pm

envy that star pretty hard tbh
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Postby farmer » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:50 pm

wild shit happens in the universe all the time, just far away from us
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:50 pm

i coulda been a star or maybe some junk
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Postby farmer » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:54 pm

if we didn't see it fall in, it probably wasn't a star
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Postby k_uger » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:56 pm

I hope this means we get Spock Prime back
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Postby farmer » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:00 pm

ah damn the brightening happened back in may and was prob a remnant of a gas cloud from a while back.
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Postby deadbass » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:01 pm

It's weird because whatever happened to that black hole that we just saw happened thousands of years ago.
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Postby xxx-xxx-xxxx » Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:05 pm

WHITESOXXX-XXX-XXXX
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Postby Celiac » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:05 pm

Shia is in the midst of great run
Gorgeous, Fantasy, Melody, Sweet, Kung Fu, Prof, Mac.
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Postby Ides of Smarch » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:17 pm

deadbass wrote:It's weird because whatever happened to that black hole that we just saw happened thousands of years ago.

I call bullshit
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:25 pm

i thought Jesse Watters made his name approaching strangers and giving them a hard time
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:27 pm

Watters looks like he got the makeup tattooed onto his face, uncanny evil ventriloquist dummy lookin motherfucker
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Postby brent » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:35 pm

i wish it was possible to disassociate these days
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Postby saranclaps » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:37 pm

Shia escalate this shit and call him out on cheating on his wife.
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Postby fester » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:45 pm

loaf angel wrote:Watters looks like he got the makeup tattooed onto his face, uncanny evil ventriloquist dummy lookin motherfucker


he looks like david schwimmer in the midst of a severe allergic reaction
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Postby Durham » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:13 am

Lmao
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Postby chimp » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:09 am

yeah that's great
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Postby howiep » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:35 am

love when someone correctly pronounces someone's name and then says "or whatever his name is?!"
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Postby joe » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:37 am

deadbass wrote:It's weird because whatever happened to that black hole that we just saw happened thousands of years ago.


one of my favorite things in hard sci fi is when they make this type of shit high drama
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:03 am

oh hey look it's the president

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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:32 am



Reading the second half of this tweet made me feel like I’m having a stroke
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:38 am

One day we'll all look back on this and have a good laugh
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Postby coop » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:40 am

uh no, 4 pinnochios for you good sir, i bid you good day!
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Postby Celiac » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:56 am

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