nathan has lost it; he's crashing the markets once more

by **mcwop23** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:52 am

is this good

by **mcwop23** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:55 am

this guy is what is wrong with our country and culture

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:24 am

Goddamnit

by **Reliable Tradesman** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:32 am

@jasonwilliam45 is likely a Bezos bowler account intended to throw us off of his trail

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:46 am

jasonwilliam45, you are about to be bodied by nathan as he crashes our markets once more

by **mcwop23** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:54 am

the markets are gonna be good today because china says it might meet halfway

every day the same article

fascinating stuff

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:56 am

nathan vs. china

it's been simmering for a long time but the war is finally out in the open, it seems

by **Big Stinker** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:58 am

i'ma gonna do it. i'ma gonna pusha da button

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:00 am

As soon as it gets back up to 26k I'm calling my guy and having my 401k put into something with no volatility. I might as well consider these years of Trump a financial wash and try to avoid the imminent pants-shitting.

by **cartola** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:02 am

mcwop23 wrote:this guy is what is wrong with our country and culture

Haha Jason lost at life

by **virile** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:04 am

mcwop23 wrote:this guy is what is wrong with our country and culture

eh mr. nugget, you da bomb!

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:05 am

I'm not gonna blame Trump for this mess tho, cuz I'm a frontline worker building up sweat equity until I win the presidency and when I'm president who's to say I'll make all the right decisions.

by **Shotfrog** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:28 am

@JasonWilliam45 You want something work your ass off for it that's the way it is that's what I've done.

by **Shotfrog** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:34 am

sniplets wrote:As soon as it gets back up to 26k I'm calling my guy and having my 401k put into something with no volatility. I might as well consider these years of Trump a financial wash and try to avoid the imminent pants-shitting.

Don't do this, by the way.

Put your money in a target date fund and then...

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:37 am

Shotfrog wrote:
sniplets wrote:As soon as it gets back up to 26k I'm calling my guy and having my 401k put into something with no volatility. I might as well consider these years of Trump a financial wash and try to avoid the imminent pants-shitting.

Don't do this, by the way.

Put your money in a target date fund and then...

I just cant deal with the anxiety! (I'm a very anxious person)

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:21 am

you should be anxious: our administrator is crashing the markets

by **Ted Pikul** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:27 am

dont do that sniplets

what you want is to split your money into three funds: a low-cost total market domestic stock index, a low cost total market international stock index, and a low cost total market bond index

the % of bonds you hold should be roughly equal to your age, ie if you're 30 you want 30% bonds and 70% stocks. adjust once a year to increase your % of bonds

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:31 am

you fucking dorks are not going to turn this fun-time thread into posting about that shit

ted edit your post now

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:32 am

*jokey premise*

lame-ass khaki boarders: well, i can see why you might think that. but i actually have a degree in being a fucking slice of wonder bread and

by **Ted Pikul** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:33 am

noooo not the jokey premise

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:33 am

Thank you, Ted. I have an appt with my guy tomorrow (was already scheduled before the CRAZY INVERTED whatever) and will see how that aligns with what I already had going on and go from there.

by **Ted Pikul** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:33 am

humor died on 9/11 you cant bring it back zorb

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:36 am

Admittedly, I dont have much of a clue how my investments are set up, I've just been trusting my advisor because he's the person my parents have been with for a long time and he's done good for them.

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:36 am

Ted Pikul wrote:dont do that sniplets

what you want is to split your money into three funds: a low-cost total market domestic stock index, a low cost total market international stock index, and a low cost total market bond index

the % of bonds you hold should be roughly equal to your age, ie if you're 30 you want 30% bonds and 70% stocks. adjust once a year to increase your % of bonds

this post is my 9/11

along with 9/11

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:37 am

i am humiliated that i created a thread where people are earnestly posting about their 401k. what have i become.

by **Ted Pikul** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:41 am

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:42 am

Scramble yr password and never look back imho

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:42 am

Ted Pikul wrote:

good post dude

by **big zorb** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:44 am

if you stop and think, 9/11 was really al qaeda's 9/11, too. but nobody ever talks about that.

by **sniplets** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:56 am

Zorb, here's the thing, my financial advisor is Chemical Ali.

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