Obvious things that recently Don Don'd you

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby KPH » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:08 pm

Oh goddammit
cashmere = kashmir
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Postby That Demon Life » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:24 pm

lol
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Postby Marza » Fri Oct 25, 2019 12:01 pm

it's not pronounced Chick Fillah

:o
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Postby Spooky Jim » Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:17 pm

Bowser and King Koopa are the same guy; King Koopa as in King [of the] Koopa. Also, Koopa probably comes from Kappa, the Japanese imp.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby grayfox » Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:48 pm

The capital city ink at the airport isn't a tattoo parlor, but a place that sells news. Ink. Fuck.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:21 am

hipinion boarder 'trudeau' changed his username to 'black mamba'
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Postby RIXX » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:34 am

RIXX wrote:I never connected the verb 'to toil' and 'toilet' before, but it makes sense


Also.....I Was today Year Old when I realized drawers are common slang for men’s underwear because they are most often found in an underwear drawer :shock: :shock: :o
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Postby RIXX » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:35 am

Sorry y’all I’m just making up Non-Dons that make me laugh, I’ll see myself out
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:03 pm

trouble wrote:they must have had inside information


what did 'black mamba' know and when did 'black mamba' know it
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Postby badhat » Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:19 pm

if memory serves i came up with black mamba but i cannot remember why
There’s no path to a satisfying conclusion at this point.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:31 pm

ahh this goes all the way to the top
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:34 pm

i'll just leave this here in case something happens to me

the cover up is often more damaging than the act itself
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Sat Oct 26, 2019 3:46 pm

i realized ersaphs avatar is kris jenner after watching 5 hours of keeping up with the kardashians the other day
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Postby Marza » Sat Oct 26, 2019 4:27 pm

Uncle Sam = U.S.
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Postby dusky » Sat Oct 26, 2019 4:30 pm

scramble and scrambled are 2 different boarders
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Postby jewels » Sat Oct 26, 2019 4:42 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:hipinion boarder 'trudeau' changed his username to 'black mamba'


dude just loves doing blackface.
gold and glass wrote:When you get to heaven, do you get to see a list of which gimmicks belonged to who?
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Postby Spooky Jim » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:52 pm

Okay, a few things.

In cultures where they say things that suck are actually good luck, i.e. stepping in dog shit, getting shit on by a bird, having twins, etc. etc. they aren't actually good luck. People just say this so people don't feel so bad about terrible things happening to them.

Also, you know how some people punish their animals that go to the bathroom in the house by pushing the animal's face in the mess so that they don't want to do it again; the internet is like that in regards to human culture and it may be the thing that eventually gets us out of post-modernism because we will be so sick of sticking our faces in our own piles of shit.

And continuing from that one/post-modernism; when H.P. Lovecraft is talking about the insane geometry and architecture of the old ones and stuff; he's just talking about the architecture of the cheese cake factory.
Combarieu declares that the songs of birds are not "musical" either, because they are "very difficult to take down in notation." See his Music-Its Laws and Evolution, 155. Will some divine power please create a "Musical" bird to sing the Air for G String in exact Equal Temperament for M. Combarieu?
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Postby woozy ducks » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:02 pm

los angeles (angels)

the baseball team
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Postby Smerdyakov » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:04 pm

RIXX wrote:
RIXX wrote:I never connected the verb 'to toil' and 'toilet' before, but it makes sense


Also.....I Was today Year Old when I realized drawers are common slang for men’s underwear because they are most often found in an underwear drawer :shock: :shock: :o


Yes, the drawer underneath the oven.
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Postby it's the suspense that gets me » Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:15 am

rereading over the ray s****d shit again and realizing he's from a 90k median income chicago suburb and went to loyola feels cosmically correct. he could have never come from anywhere else.
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Postby Autarch » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:56 am

Marza wrote:Uncle Sam = U.S.


Oh wow
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Postby gauchebag » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:18 am

Autarch wrote:
Marza wrote:Uncle Sam = U.S.


Oh wow


yea this is what i'm talking about this is a massive don
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:32 am

Just wait till you find out what U.S.A. stands for
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:32 am

Uncle Samś Army
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Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 28, 2019 4:55 pm

The first Luigi's Mansion is a Resident Evil parody
[PEACE] [LOVE] [UNITY] [RESPECT]

You are a sacred being of light projected into reality for a purpose. Demand the right to your moment in this holographic gift with no rules, no borders, except for those you choose to accept and live by.

Fuck being hard, Petty is complicated. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

HIPINION DISCORD
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Postby That Demon Life » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:13 pm

gauchebag wrote:
Autarch wrote:
Marza wrote:Uncle Sam = U.S.


Oh wow


yea this is what i'm talking about this is a massive don


Lol wow. I never thought of that.
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Postby Barthes Starr » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:36 pm

dvr wrote:los angeles (angels)

the baseball team


yeah but check this out:

The Los Angeles Angels = The The Angels Angels
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Postby Link » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:43 pm

the Goodwill logo is not a face but a lowercase g

I've come across several "these hidden messages in corporate logos will blow your mind!" listicles but never seen this one included in 'em
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Postby hbb » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:02 pm

What if it’s both?
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Postby jefe górgory » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:22 pm

Karaoke is a Japanese word... so ubiquitous I had forgotten that it is actually a pretty weird word if you are thinking of it as English
BTW there is a raging pandemic.
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