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Postby fester » Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:58 pm

i sent my joycons back for free repairs and they work well now.

unfortunately when they fix them they use the same shitty stock parts so it's inevitable that it will happen again. really unbelievable they didn't use more rugged sticks for the switch lite.
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Postby quinine » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:06 pm

are the sticks really not any better on the lite? this is like the first image on their promotional page lol

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Postby john plainman 2 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:09 pm

Kenny wrote:Does Wasteland 2 run okay on the Switch? I've sene reports about the framerate but I'm usually bad at noticing that sort of thing.


its not a very good game unfortunately
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Postby shirts optional » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:06 am

Can someone give me a quick rundown why Witcher 3 is so much better than other open world RPGs? On the fence about grabbing it
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Postby kirito » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:19 am

shirts optional wrote:Can someone give me a quick rundown why Witcher 3 is so much better than other open world RPGs? On the fence about grabbing it

extremely well written quests that feature difficult player choice with consequences, very well directed cutscenes, complex characters with good voice acting, interesting world and lore, immersive atmosphere, gwent

combat is okay to decent, you have some interesting build options which tend to be more work than the more effective light attack and axii spam
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Postby morris buttermaker » Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:22 pm

fester wrote:i sent my joycons back for free repairs and they work well now.

unfortunately when they fix them they use the same shitty stock parts so it's inevitable that it will happen again. really unbelievable they didn't use more rugged sticks for the switch lite.


I've got joycon drift rn so I have to send mine in. How long did it take to get them back?
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Postby cubistcastle » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:20 pm

shirts optional wrote:Can someone give me a quick rundown why Witcher 3 is so much better than other open world RPGs? On the fence about grabbing it


What draws you to open world games? I hated the few hours I put into both witcher 2 and 3. Controls are so unresponsive, everything is overanimated and the combat sucks. The only thing it does well is look nice and I dont really care about that if I have to play as dumb geralt the whole time anyway.
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Postby jack » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:38 pm

morris buttermaker wrote:
fester wrote:i sent my joycons back for free repairs and they work well now.

unfortunately when they fix them they use the same shitty stock parts so it's inevitable that it will happen again. really unbelievable they didn't use more rugged sticks for the switch lite.


I've got joycon drift rn so I have to send mine in. How long did it take to get them back?


i got mine back 12 days after i shipped it out
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Postby Pokemon Mastah » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:40 pm

I played a decent chunk of Witcher 3 on the PS4 and just couldn't get past the really shoddy controls.

Story might be great or whatever but I found the experience of actually playing the damn thing to be very frustrating
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Postby Kenny » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:42 pm

I have Witcher 3 on PS4, I beat the griffin or whatever that everybody said I'd quit before beating but then I quit right after
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Postby Down n dirty rufus » Wed Nov 20, 2019 2:01 pm

kirito wrote:
shirts optional wrote:Can someone give me a quick rundown why Witcher 3 is so much better than other open world RPGs? On the fence about grabbing it

extremely well written quests that feature difficult player choice with consequences, very well directed cutscenes, complex characters with good voice acting, interesting world and lore, immersive atmosphere, gwent

combat is okay to decent, you have some interesting build options which tend to be more work than the more effective light attack and axii spam


Yeah well summarized. You learn to live with the combat and stupid horse mechanics
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Postby fester » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:03 pm

hey dudes post your trainer card codes

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Postby Pokemon Mastah » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:21 pm

Is Sword/Shield worth getting

How does it hold up against other entries in the series

Is it balm
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Postby fester » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:53 pm

my corvisquire absolutely loves camping and always hovers over the pot with little music notes over his head as I cook curries, and when he's in battles I'm always getting messages that say "Corvisquire is thinking about camping" and "Corvisquire wishes you were petting it right now"
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Postby john plainman 2 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:55 pm

Pokemon Mastah wrote:Is Sword/Shield worth getting

How does it hold up against other entries in the series

Is it balm


.... yes?

better than X/Y and Sun/Moon

... yes?
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Postby john plainman 2 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:55 pm

tho in replaying Gold as well on my android and it's such a better game lol
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Postby fester » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:57 pm

If you like pokemon games you'll like it.
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Postby kirito » Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:19 pm

interesting, i thought sun/moon was one of the best ones in a while although it held your hand for fuckin forever
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Postby Kenny » Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:21 pm

I feel like I might fuck up and buy Pokemon
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Postby goovis young » Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:26 pm

I’ve been enjoying Sword/Shield. Last one I played was X/Y and I think this one is better. Every 5 years or so I can get super into a Pokémon game for 40-60 hours, but by the end of the game I’m usually sick of playing it.
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Postby hector doepos » Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:18 pm

im suprised by how much i'm loving sword/shield since i haven't played a pokemon mainline game since GBA. im enjoying it a lot more than the last few switch games i've played (goose game, links awakening, tales of vesperia). playing with a bunch of friends and everyone seems to be having a good time with it. its really charming and fun! and yeah very balm imo. just chill out and build a cute pokemon team
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Postby fester » Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:30 pm

i accidentally let my espurr evolve and I was like noooo but then it evolved into something that was also cute and i was like whew!
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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:35 pm

i too am enjoying the cuteness of the pokemon universe. Bewear is doing work on these other dumb animals.
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Postby yungboi » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:04 am

i wanna get the new pokemon but i'm afraid buying it will break something
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Postby scurrydog » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:08 am

The only thing that’s broken is my access to my switch.

I bought shield to make my depressed girlfriend happy and now she won’t return the switch. she is slowly grinding all her Pokémon while locked away in the bedroom.
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Postby Pokemon Mastah » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:22 am

scurrydog wrote:she is slowly grinding all her Pokémon while locked away in the bedroom.


:ahuh: :ahuh: :ahuh:
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Postby john plainman 2 » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:38 am

scurrydog wrote:The only thing that’s broken is my access to my switch.

I bought shield to make my depressed girlfriend happy and now she won’t return the switch. she is slowly grinding all her Pokémon while locked away in the bedroom.


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Postby hector doepos » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:03 am

the pokemon gym battle music absolutely slaps
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Postby fester » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:58 pm

Find someone who loves you like my corvisquire loves camping.

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