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Postby grammatron » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:01 pm

spix et chicho wrote:somehow you didn't even answer my question

What am I, the airport manager?
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:03 pm

of course not, we know you don’t work
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AOC-level dunk
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Postby iambic » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:04 pm

spix et chicho wrote:can you rent a golf cart at the airport?

listen, ask salena zito
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:07 pm

Franco wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:has Trump ever weighed in on Five Guys


yea he said they were guilty despite dna evidence

For the new page.
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Postby grammatron » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:09 pm

mcwop23 wrote:of course not, we know you don’t work

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Postby tgk » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:58 pm

Yesss


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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:02 pm

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Postby Kevin McCallister » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:04 pm

I don't know if there's a workforce I identity with less than the TSA.
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Postby surly » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:05 pm

that's unfortunate. they're technically federal employees, but they're treated like absolute dogshit and have basically no rights comparatively speaking
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:34 pm

and it's not like their job is important or anything
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Postby powderfinger » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:35 pm

My impression of TSA employees is that they are normal people trying to get by in a shitty but relatively stable (I assume?) job rather than psychopaths who self-select into law enforcement
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:37 pm

powderfinger wrote:My impression of TSA employees is that they are normal people trying to get by in a shitty but relatively stable (I assume?) job rather than psychopaths who self-select into law enforcement


a lot of them live in cities with high costs of living and have to travel long distances to get to work too
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Postby tgk » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:03 pm

I feel for ANYONE who has to work at an airport. those places are hell on earth


also

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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:03 pm

Franco wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:has Trump ever weighed in on Five Guys


yea he said they were guilty despite dna evidence


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Postby deebster » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:15 pm

can't make this shit up

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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:17 pm

powderfinger wrote:My impression of TSA employees is that they are normal people trying to get by in a shitty but relatively stable (I assume?) job rather than psychopaths who self-select into law enforcement


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as he traced his stubbed latex fingers about my middle I taunted him — "you like that, don't you?" while he's scrunching up his reddened face, Jordan tongued and looking for the cocaine drugs in my Ass Hole to protect freedom, just so small and angry. i wondered if he'd try to plant something but he didn't seem competent enough.

he fed the blue glove into some Fisher-Price machine that I assume each of one us as individuals paid roughly $4 for In Light of the Events of 9/11, expressing audible disappointment at the lack of PCP (poor choice powder) in the foldz of my nutz

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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:17 pm

deebster wrote:can't make this shit up



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Postby walt whitman » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:26 pm

tgk wrote:I feel for ANYONE who has to work at an airport. those places are hell on earth


also


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Postby goofjan » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:27 pm

dear canada plz pump him full of maple syrup and dump him on an ant hill
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby coop » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:29 pm

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Postby incoherent grunting » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:32 pm

Jawbox James is at it again
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Postby Frank » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:37 pm

checkmate, buzz
Not only is Jon Karl “almost certain” but Mueller hasn’t revealed anything hence it doesn’t exist.

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Postby toots » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:53 pm

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they say i'm a real cunning linguist!
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Postby dr. badvibes » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:28 pm

that sacraccumi guy was announced on the new cast of Celebrity Big Brother
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Postby incoherent grunting » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:35 pm

we truly are in hell
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:41 pm

dr. badvibes wrote:that sacraccumi guy was announced on the new cast of Celebrity Big Brother


this is an offensive attempt of spelling as an italian
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:44 pm

mcwop23 wrote:
dr. badvibes wrote:that sacraccumi guy was announced on the new cast of Celebrity Big Brother


this is an offensive attempt of spelling as an italian


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