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Postby whatabout tim » Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:03 pm

Self Destructive Zone wrote:
tgk wrote:Also y'all are jumping the gun on trump's death, dude has another 10-20 years in him, never drinking or doing drugs works wonders apparently.



and both his parents lived into their mid-90s. so its good genes and sobriety vs sloth and big macs


Trump definitely had a secret diet pill phase. That cuts decades off your life.
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Postby screaming emphysema » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:25 pm

whatabout tim wrote:
Self Destructive Zone wrote:
tgk wrote:Also y'all are jumping the gun on trump's death, dude has another 10-20 years in him, never drinking or doing drugs works wonders apparently.



and both his parents lived into their mid-90s. so its good genes and sobriety vs sloth and big macs


Trump definitely had a secret diet pill phase. That cuts decades off your life.


Not enough decades
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Postby virile » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:36 pm

coop wrote::?


the 2nd one is baldwin right?
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:40 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:its weird how unofficial trump merchandise plays up how hideous he looks

like people buy these:
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it's identity shit at its finest just like the racism and the cruelty and the stupidity and incoherence

"if this pile-of-shit-looking walrus guy can be president and be on a fake coin, that means my own cronenbergian ass is pretty alright too"
You remind me of Don Knotts.
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Postby odilon redon » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:42 pm

virile wrote:
coop wrote::?


the 2nd one is baldwin right?



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Postby This Guy » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:12 pm

My Apple Watch buzzed at like 4 am earlier this week waking me up. Due to still being half asleep, I thought my watch was showing breaking news that Trump was dead.

It was weird going back to sleep not sure if that was real.
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Postby screaming emphysema » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:38 pm

There is zero chance I would have been able to go back to sleep
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Postby tgk » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:06 pm

screaming emphysema wrote:There is zero chance I would have been able to go back to sleep


Straight to hpn
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Postby nice pass » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:08 pm

screaming emphysema wrote:There is zero chance I would have been able to go back to sleep

:lol:
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Postby my piano » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:18 pm

personally I wont let myself give a shit when trump dies, I won't waste any sentiments on him at all- I'd certainly welcome the piano but you won't get any applause out of me. maybe one, good spit
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:25 pm

my piano wrote:personally I wont let myself give a shit when trump dies, I won't waste any sentiments on him at all- I'd certainly welcome the piano but you won't get any applause out of me. maybe one, good spit


definitely taking the day off of work
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Postby my piano » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:26 pm

oh by all means throw a fucking party, i just won't attend is all i'm saying.
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Postby Hugh » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:29 pm

It's worth staying alive for.
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Postby incoherent grunting » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:38 pm

Great
"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
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Postby incoherent grunting » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:39 pm

It would be kinda sick if they just waited on all this until the day he left office
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Postby FourLegsGood » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:40 pm

Hugh wrote:It's worth staying alive for.

#weirdnight
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:43 pm

The Revenge of Dan Coats
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Postby tgk » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:16 pm

Worst timeline

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Postby tgk » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:57 pm

oh man

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Postby saranclaps » Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:11 am

Which one of trumps developer friends wants him to tackle homelessness in California
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Postby joe » Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:43 am

tgk wrote:oh man



This was his 9/11
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Postby zamboni » Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:29 am

wanna know what rudy watches
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Postby jubjub » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:29 am

HAS ANYONE TRIED FIRING HIM!
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:42 am

I can't wait for the debate where someone says "Mr Trump, YOU'RE fired :mrgreen:
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:18 am

he should be challenged to do a pushup, and to catch and/or throw a ball, any kind of ball at all
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Postby goofjan » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:39 am

incoherent grunting wrote:I can't wait for the debate where Klobuchar says "Mr Trump, YOU'RE fired :mrgreen:
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby important dentist » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:32 am

incoherent grunting wrote:I can't wait for the debate where someone says "Mr Trump, YOU'RE fired :mrgreen:

this will be uttered in the very first speech of the democratic convention and every single person who's lined up to speak afterward is gonna frustratedly pull out their speech and cross that line out
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Postby grammatron » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:38 am

Haha
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