first thing you searched on the internet

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby nautical hyperblast » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:26 pm

i searched for 'ufos' in computer class.
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Postby pablito » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:28 pm

lava
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:29 pm

Spice Girls naked
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Postby pablito » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:29 pm

ideas
cool ideas
cool opinions
hip opinions
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:29 pm

Star Trek
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby Kenny » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:30 pm

Dragon Ball Z
Image [PEACE] [LOVE] [UNITY] [RESPECT] ImageImage

How to be a free spirit even though you woke up in the middle of the night in an existential panic
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:33 pm

Cindy Margolis
Celiac Cruz wrote:This one has no real explanation:
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Postby hadlex » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:34 pm

Smashing Pumpkins
The laughing jumbo of Europe's gay spots.
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Postby internetfriend » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:36 pm

"donald trump president 2016"
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:38 pm

The Anarchist Cookbook
Back where I bong... behind my desk, changing the world. Using that giant brain to make some magic.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:39 pm

WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT
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Postby Paul » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:41 pm

Beefcake dot com
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Postby hansibansix » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:42 pm

some guys at school showed me a porn pic site, I looked it up at home and printed out some pictures.... other stuff i looked up was probably star wars, eminem, nintendo...
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Postby Chester Minute » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:46 pm

alt.hipinion.great.ass.paulina
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Postby Plainsong » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:47 pm

Green Day
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Postby Architecture » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:47 pm

X-Files
try the data then reply
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Postby internetfriend » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:48 pm

robot boob
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts

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Postby hansibansix » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:49 pm

my online career started around this time
first connection we had at home was already ISDN, amazing speed up to 64kbits per second... and you could double the speed for double the price which I did and my parents had no clue why the internet was more expensive suddenly.
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Postby mellowgold » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:53 pm

hmm probably something related to pokemon or zelda
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby Annie May » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:03 pm

no idea. the first vivid memory of a google search happened in 7th grade when our class was given laptops, the first time the school had ever done this. it was social studies class and we were each given a country to research and make a short presentation on. i got england and i recall searching for 'big ben' so i could start out my slideshow with a cool picture of Britain's most famous clock. unfortunately i don't think the tech person had properly set up the child filters so the third result was a poor photoshop of a dude's dick as the big ben tower. i should have just clicked out but I'd never seen porn before so i slammed my laptop in horror and pushed my chair back, terrified i was gonna get in trouble. this attracted the attention of the teacher who came over and made me tell her, in general terms, what had happened. naturally i didn't get in trouble and i think they changed the settings after that, but I'll never forget the embarrassment.
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Postby Cronos » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:06 pm

Are you gay Jeeves?


Jeeves: I'm sorry that's a personal question.
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Postby brian dennehy fan » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:06 pm

probably ozzfest tour dates
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Postby hey nathan » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:38 pm

Eyes Wide Shut rumors on filmshark and upcomingmovies, circa 1998, shit was wiiiiiiiiild
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Postby RIXX » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:43 pm

how on earth could I remember this?
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Postby RIXX » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:44 pm

my gmail account does go back to 2004 though

i'm gonna go check that out, i'm sure its wild
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Postby Cronos » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:45 pm

RIXX wrote:my gmail account does go back to 2004 though

i'm gonna go check that out, i'm sure its wild


I tried this and Google didn't have any data for me.
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Postby Milk » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:49 pm

..........U2 :oops: Mostly for lyrics to b-sides. This would have been in like 1995. I didn't have the interwebs myself until 1999.
"I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands.."
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:55 pm

probably "games" or "chat"
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Postby RIXX » Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:03 pm

Cronos wrote:
RIXX wrote:my gmail account does go back to 2004 though

i'm gonna go check that out, i'm sure its wild


I tried this and Google didn't have any data for me.


here are some from the earliest pages. apparently I have played werewolf? on some board 14 years ago even though I don't remember it and have no idea how to play today

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Postby harry mason » Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:10 pm

wonderwall (radiohead cover)
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