NBA 2018-19 Thread: Offseason (Gone Fishin')

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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:21 pm

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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:22 pm

knicks going from a top-5 fave to 33/1 over the last week is pretty brutal
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:24 pm

8/1 for the Raptors feels long, given that it feels like Kawhi will be back for another year and most of the guys should be back too. 9/1 for the Rockets is hard too.

I could see the Bucks as favorites but they have some question marks, also - losing Brogdon would be a legitimate blow, as would Lopez, both of which seem pretty plausible, if not probable.
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:26 pm

I would just about consider putting some (non-existent at the moment) money on the Nuggets because 25-1 seems crazy long with the instability of everyone this off season
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Postby jumper » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:34 pm

King

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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:53 pm

jumper wrote:King



Was his only stat in the series was a turnover via shot clock?
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Postby sako » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:18 pm

uhh he held the ball as time ended in a game winning situation. those are the moments in games that the stat hounds and the analytics nerds just cant materialize.
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Postby sako » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:24 pm

lakers at 7:1 is putting a lot of faith in lakers front offiImage
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Postby ripersnifle » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:50 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:Celebration highlight of the night was when a garbage truck rolled up with the parade of honking cars and everybody lost their shit.
ahaha
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:56 pm


Damn
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Postby Esteban » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:44 pm

I hope kawhi stays healthy, these back to back injuries are depressing. Imagine how good kd & klay were gonna be this season
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Postby ecto » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:49 pm

if anyone wants the lakers at 8:1 i will take your action
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Postby kirito » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:55 pm

bringing a phone into an mri seems like a bad idea
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Postby cyantific » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:02 pm

coop wrote:


Who is Vandeet? Wow.

lol
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Postby sako » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:36 pm

kirito wrote:bringing a phone into an mri seems like a bad idea


its not really a big deal you can just catch on fire worth not letting imo
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Postby jumper » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:02 pm

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Postby Bernie » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:31 pm

The forgot to grease the poles
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Postby speakers » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:15 pm

Bernie wrote:The forgot to grease the poles


seems like a good way to get butt hurt
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Postby ripersnifle » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:28 pm

experiencing hoop withdrawal already rn
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Postby Julius Sumner Miller » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:46 pm

Is anyone talking about reducing the number of games in the wake of the Klay/KD injuries?

Not that the NBA would ever do it, but it would be nice if someone was at least bringing up the idea of protecting players.
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Postby virile » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:47 pm

it is widely known that owners would be willing to make less revenue in favour of the athletes health which they care so deeply for
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Postby jack » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:58 pm

ripersnifle wrote:experiencing hoop withdrawal already rn


nba 2k19 is $2.99 on all platforms right now
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:20 pm

Didn’t realize Jazz are in the mix for D-Lo if the Nets sign Kyrie. Not sure if it’d work but D-Lo and Spida could be fun as hell even though they basically play the same position. Two combo guards, let’s do it!
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Postby Brouhaha » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:25 pm

70 games seems like it'd be good. They did change from not having so many back to backs not that long ago so doubt anything else gets considered
make it mild

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Postby Infinite Jost » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:11 am

delgriffith wrote:[
Toronto Raptors: Automatic, speakers, jerbear, endor holocaust, evil olive, stakeout, rollercoaster, gallits, qmass, Aeris Hilton, danslog



everyone forgetting the little people besides soft milk
pathetic
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we were all here
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Postby gallits » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:30 am

I couldn't stay up for the last game but God I'm so happy. So lucky to have followed Kyle Lowry's team for the last 7 or so years. I wore a purple carter jersey around London all day yesterday and a dozen or so people gave me a cheer, it ruled. Feels so wear to support a team that actually won something significant. If Newcastle United ever get to a final I'll lose my mind.
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Postby cyantific » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:29 am

took work off on Monday to check out the parade

still can't believe the Raptors won
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Postby draw » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:30 am

Infinite Jost wrote:
delgriffith wrote:[
Toronto Raptors: Automatic, speakers, jerbear, endor holocaust, evil olive, stakeout, rollercoaster, gallits, qmass, Aeris Hilton, danslog



everyone forgetting the little people besides soft milk
pathetic
losers
we were all here

I will give you that but you owe kyle lowry an apology
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Postby soft milk » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:37 am

cyantific wrote:took work off on Monday to check out the parade

still can't believe the Raptors won


yeah i'm going too. my friend is bringing a big fred vanvleet sign to hold.
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