wow--i have just been elected millennial president

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby alaska » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:14 am

big zorb wrote:As millennial president I will be replacing fireside chats with national stick and pokes


Lol
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Emily Dickinson wrote:Our lives are ... so cool
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:24 am

any detectable weed molecules will be absorbed by the bong piss before the smoke gets to your body. it's a surefire method, but it does require you to draw the smoke through a hell of a lot of piss.

probably more piss than you alone could provide, actually. . .
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:25 am

come stand around my big wheel of blue cheese and tell me your concerns, my constituents
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Postby Celiac » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:30 am

I’m lactose intolerant, for one
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Postby blab » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:31 am

zorb is my commander in chef
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Postby blab » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:32 am

salute (and bon appétit)
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:43 am

Celiac wrote:I’m lactose intolerant, for one


under my guidance the millennials will all receive dairy pills
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Postby Marza » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:10 pm

well I didn't vote for you. not like voting counts for anything anyway.
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Postby Celiac » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:11 pm

We’re millennials, none of us voted
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Postby blurst of times » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:13 pm

big zorb wrote:come stand around my big wheel of blue cheese and tell me your concerns, my constituents


this ain't it, commander-in-chief
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Postby Celiac » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:13 pm

big zorb wrote:
Celiac wrote:I’m lactose intolerant, for one


under my guidance the millennials will all receive dairy pills

To help digest? Or to make everyone gassy
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:10 pm

Celiac wrote:
big zorb wrote:
Celiac wrote:I’m lactose intolerant, for one


under my guidance the millennials will all receive dairy pills

To help digest? Or to make everyone gassy


to help digest!

we now have 17 minutes to pick the millennial national anthem. starting......................now.
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Postby bold man » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:26 pm

well shit
in the international space station having a three-way with hillary clinton and sarah palin
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:28 pm

we have to give him a chance
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:29 pm

*loud gasp*

the millennial president has been shot!
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:34 pm

details from the scene are still scarce, but sources have informed me that the perpetrator is known to be a disgruntled zorbie nom
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:41 pm

urghrhrhfhhf
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:45 pm

nrrnfdguhhhhhhhh
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Postby blab » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:53 pm

stand back i'm a millennial surgeon
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Postby Sobieski » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:55 pm

Hurry, plug the wounds with this wedge of blue cheese!
smoke less weed
get more sleep
always tip %20
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Postby laserblast » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:57 pm

can I be the Chief of Demolition Style Hell American Freak
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:58 pm

gfhmgmbgf v ggjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj *cough cough*
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Postby blab » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:58 pm

i was going to stuff the wound but the blue cheese was too delicious
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Postby Chyet » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:59 pm

this administration will operate on the legal assumption that zorb is alive and well indefinitely
we have a lot of liner notes and rough drafts we can draw upon
woke/ad astra per alia porci/harken' up, cowards
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:02 pm

i'n alive.........tgey shot me in teh butt
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Postby laserblast » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:02 pm

did you all hear that he definitely said yes to me
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:04 pm

aren't you like sixty (i'm recovering...slowly)
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Postby laserblast » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:04 pm

no, that's mr. laserblast; I'm his son
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:12 pm

we have to vet laserblast jr
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:13 pm

did we do a hamtlmon about this yet

truly inspiring, even more than biggie if that’s even poss
heaven’s full of murderers
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