chicago is a second class city

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:39 pm

you guys ever go on those roads they got underneath other roads they got in chicago.....crazee
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:41 pm

they call em chicagoways
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:42 pm

no that's not it
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:49 pm

chiways?
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look you gotta throw me a bone here i need to know
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:55 pm

the existence of lower wacker definitely fills me with an inexplicable engineering anxiety in a way that very few other things do
it's the suspense that gets me wrote:wandering around the house grunting "UUHHHHHH PUT IT ON MEEEEEHHHH"
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:29 pm

they call them "wackers"
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:32 pm

let's all go drive down lower jacker drive
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:34 pm

i'm the mayor of chicago. my address is 69 lowly jacker drive
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Postby inmate » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:38 pm

you know what chicago is? chicago’s a sick old sow, grunting for fresh cream, but all it deserves is slop. some day they’re gonna boil that town down for fat.
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Postby kirito » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:39 pm

chicago is the sow that eats her farrow
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:48 pm

chicago is a porno
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Postby big zorb » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:49 pm

you, an highfalutin idiot: the l train
me, an enlightened yokel: the el train
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Postby Merciel » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:55 am

Chicago seems nice. I don't think I could do the winters right now, but I presume that will change as the entire globe melts. At that point I'll probably try to move there so Kermit can at least join his cousin's Mad Max gang after I kick the bucket.
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Postby furrowed brow » Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:20 am

alaska wrote:name a bad place, i dare you


Nazi Germany
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Postby Fullscreen » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:00 am

Autarch wrote:
razzle wrote:The 606 is fucking dumb

Too many marketing people

That is all


Preach

if only I had some way to ride exactly 3 miles east-west without using the street.
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Postby big zorb » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:54 am

chicago
chicago is a place
where some things
some things often happen
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Postby blab » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:40 pm

whoa u found my youtube channel
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:42 pm

big zorb wrote:
The city is divided into 99 community areas for statistical purposes, though many smaller neighborhoods exist within them.[97] Indianapolis's neighborhoods are often difficult to define because the city lacks historical ethnic divisions, as in Chicago, or physical boundaries, seen in Pittsburgh and Cincinnati.


lol "this city is homogeneous in every way!"


c'mon theres no way this is true.
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Postby WaltonGoggins » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:45 pm

Also, The Northeast suburbs of Chicago, are filled with super rich liberals who want to let the world know they do not like President Trump

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Postby WaltonGoggins » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:47 pm

big zorb wrote:eyyyyyyyy i'm walkin here! (my feet covered in garbage)


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Postby Puerto Rican Vegan » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:49 pm

Chicago is dope actually

I can't wait until we get weed and the olds die

We're gonna have a female mayor soon too. Like this year
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Postby Puerto Rican Vegan » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:50 pm

I can't live anywhere else except like San Antonio or some shit bc I can't be without hundreds of different burritto/salsa options at all times
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:50 pm

there number of absolutely palatial homes in indy is kind of mind boggling. where did all this money come from.
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Postby alaska » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:51 pm

palmer u should buy one. that'd be sick
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Postby alaska » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:52 pm

Puerto Rican Vegan wrote:Chicago is dope actually

I can't wait until we get weed and the olds die

We're gonna have a female mayor soon too. Like this year


weed kicks ass
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Postby Puerto Rican Vegan » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:53 pm

WaltonGoggins wrote:
big zorb wrote:eyyyyyyyy i'm walkin here! (my feet covered in garbage)




This dude is going out of his way to drive down an alley in what's basically an industrial area a couple blocks away from warehouses that are just being filled with mountains of garbage.

What does he expect
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Postby blab » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:54 pm

did you see the dropoff at the end though
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