"the COVID-19 thread" for all the topics that fucking suck

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby sympathy » Sat May 23, 2020 8:36 pm

farmer wrote:
Tai-Pan wrote:
on an unrelated note - who's gonna be TIME's person of the year? Fauci?


nah, itll be the essential worker


wow, first I win a paxTM and now this? I don’t know what to say. It’s an honor
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Postby BanEmAll Collective » Sat May 23, 2020 9:14 pm

Hey, you gotta spoiler tag Missouri man
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Postby This Guy » Sat May 23, 2020 9:20 pm

When people are horny, no social distancing guidelines matter.

JOTD before getting in that hot tub in Missouri.
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Postby That Demon Life » Sat May 23, 2020 9:25 pm

tgk wrote:


That family is really going to be devastated.
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Postby loaf angel » Sat May 23, 2020 9:38 pm

my region reopens tuesday
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby Shalabi » Sat May 23, 2020 10:20 pm

let's be honest, when states open up, they get horny
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat May 23, 2020 10:32 pm

if you've eaten meat in the last month you're a bigger problem than these people going to beaches or pools or whatever
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Postby farmer » Sat May 23, 2020 10:47 pm

black drum wrote:Hawaii seems especially prone to localism given the native aspect, but lots of places have blatant localism. Florida and California are rife with localism.

In Florida only 36% of the population is born here, but if you're a native "cracker", much less a multi-generational cracker, it's a real source of pride and something that people wear on their shirtsleeves.


psh floridians dont have shirtsleeves
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat May 23, 2020 10:51 pm

mcwop23 wrote:
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seems like they calculated it


Seriously, they found their dumbest headline
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Postby farmer » Sat May 23, 2020 10:52 pm

there are so fucking many words they could have used instead of incalculable
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Postby badhat » Sat May 23, 2020 10:52 pm

Big Oil wrote:does everyone in Hawaii just spend like all their time in public trying to assess their "time on islands" rank relative to everyone around them?


there are parts of hawaii where this is exactly what they do.

when you live here you learn to avoid them.
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Postby badhat » Sat May 23, 2020 10:55 pm

honolulu is one of those cities where professional networking starts with what high school you went to. that and certain family names does most of the sorting and heavy lifting politically.
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat May 23, 2020 10:58 pm

It's p weird that Hawaii is a state
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Postby badhat » Sat May 23, 2020 11:04 pm

some would say its a crime, in fact.
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Postby badhat » Sat May 23, 2020 11:05 pm

on the other hand biden just won the primary here over sanders 63/37, so in some ways...
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Postby blab » Sat May 23, 2020 11:08 pm

these pics don't faze me as much as it should bc dallas has been looking like that pic of missouri for a while :/ ppl don't give a shit!!
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Postby blab » Sat May 23, 2020 11:09 pm

when i deliver pizzas i have this whole no contact protocol. some ppl are str8 up like "wtf are you doing?? why did you put the pizza on the floor dude just hand it to me" :S lol
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Postby big zorb » Sat May 23, 2020 11:10 pm

wow, two admins at once. must be something big afoot on the board...
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat May 23, 2020 11:10 pm

Yeah most of this country is done with this
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Postby big zorb » Sat May 23, 2020 11:10 pm

whoa. now blab!!!
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat May 23, 2020 11:12 pm

October's gonna be hilarious!
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat May 23, 2020 11:13 pm

October is national admins month
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Postby big zorb » Sat May 23, 2020 11:13 pm

people here are behaving surprisingly well. the governor reopened stuff and most of the restaurants decided to just keep with curbside service only.

i'm told my aunts and father are online subscribing to the idea that it is not the virus that will kill us...but this ECONOMY, unless we open it back up!!!!
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Happy and Healthy! wrote:October is national admins month


damn, we'd better get some funny admins before then
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Dead, from not being able to buy outdoor furniture at Big Lots
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Postby big zorb » Sat May 23, 2020 11:16 pm

my dad is just mad he can't go see the same two bands play with the same audience of 28 people every three or four days
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Cause of death, 2020:
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2. Coronavirus variant 19
3. Hair too long
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Postby farmer » Sat May 23, 2020 11:16 pm

maybe they all just really seized on to the imagery of stock brokers jumping outta windows on black tuesday that they vaguely recall learning from school way back.
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Postby big zorb » Sat May 23, 2020 11:17 pm

as for the aunts, one is just a straight up moron and the other remarried to one of those wealthy ranchers who pretends to be a simple feller
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