RIP Garfield

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 9:36 pm

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Postby loaf angel » Sat May 23, 2020 9:47 pm

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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 9:55 pm


This one's a journey
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sat May 23, 2020 10:05 pm

FourLegsGood wrote:I guess Nickelodeon is rebooting Garfield and he's claiming to be working with them (there's no way that's true). Anywho, here's his response to Kobe's death:

"Since Garfield is part of the @nickelodeon family. We share the sadness and heartbreak at the restaurant. Kobe won the Legend Award at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Sports 2016"


Is the logic here he is sad Kobe died because Garfield and Kobe both have had dealings with Nickelodeon?
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sat May 23, 2020 10:07 pm

FourLegsGood wrote:YOU can buy the Garfield mask for just $25
https://garfieldeats.com/product/garfield-mouth-mask/


For just $10 more you can book Nathen on Cameo though.

https://www.cameo.com/nathenmazri
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sat May 23, 2020 10:13 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:Is the logic here he is sad Kobe died because Garfield and Kobe both have had dealings with Nickelodeon?


It appears that he's just using it to pretend he's part of the "Nickelodeon Family"
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Postby echo » Sat May 23, 2020 10:25 pm

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Postby Milk » Sat May 23, 2020 10:48 pm

Love this thread.
I must insist on being a pessimist, I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
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Postby Milk » Sat May 23, 2020 10:49 pm

I'm not sure there's anything i hate more than the idea of a star entrepreneur
I must insist on being a pessimist, I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
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Postby Milk » Sat May 23, 2020 10:50 pm

I hope all his future business endeavors fail
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sun May 24, 2020 10:12 am


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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sun May 24, 2020 10:14 am

The pure ego of Nathen putting himself in these things and not Jon Arbuckle
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Postby PBR_Streetgang » Sun May 24, 2020 11:24 am

When I die, my eldest child will approach the podium to address a modest crowd and tearfully whisper:

"He created the worst thread on the internet."
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Sun May 24, 2020 11:49 am

loaf angel wrote:

i side with the landlord

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It is mating season for the pterosaurs, and this well-endowed male wants YOU to fly with him.
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Postby Lil Gugger » Sun May 24, 2020 11:55 am

avocado + kiwi 'za
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Species
Cat

Gender
Male[1]

Family
Jon Arbuckle (owner)
Sonja (mother)
Raoul (brother)
Odie (family pet dog)
Bill the Cat (illegitimate son)[2]

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Arlene

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Floyd the Mouse
Penelope Pussycat
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Guido and Fluffy
Pooky
Odie
Squeak the Mouse
Jon Arbuckle

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Lord Dargis
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The mailman/most dogs
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unnamed agent
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Postby guaranteed mediocrity » Sun May 24, 2020 12:42 pm

more like BARFiccino imo lol
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sun May 24, 2020 3:25 pm

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Postby morbo » Sun May 24, 2020 4:06 pm

What are their hours like on Mondays?
those windmills will keep them cool
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Postby FourLegsGood » Sun May 24, 2020 4:13 pm

morbo wrote:What are their hours like on Mondays?


We hate Mondays so we close Mondays and #GarfieldEATS is the only restaurant in the world that does because our Garfield universe fans wanted it. We listen and we try to stay on brand.

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Postby Kuma » Tue May 26, 2020 9:46 pm

This is like a Nathan For You segment but it’s real and Nathan is spelled wrong.
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Postby Lil Gugger » Tue May 26, 2020 9:57 pm

©Paws, Inc. goes up a chain that results in this list, which is quite a list:

Andrews McMeel Syndication (formerly Universal Uclick) is an American content syndicate which provides syndication in print, online and on mobile devices for a number of lifestyle and opinion columns, comic strips and cartoons and various other content. Some of its best-known products include Dear Abby, Doonesbury, Ziggy, Garfield, Ann Coulter, Richard Roeper and News of the Weird. A subsidiary of Andrews McMeel Universal, it is headquartered in Kansas City, Missouri. It was formed in 2009 and was given its current name in January 2017.
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Postby Quizzical » Tue May 26, 2020 10:14 pm

FourLegsGood wrote:
morbo wrote:What are their hours like on Mondays?


We hate Mondays so we close Mondays and #GarfieldEATS is the only restaurant in the world that does because our Garfield universe fans wanted it. We listen and we try to stay on brand.


All right, plenty of restaurants close on Monday this has officially become ridiculous. i demand to see the manager
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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Wed May 27, 2020 11:10 am

Robo-Chachi wrote:
FourLegsGood wrote:YOU can buy the Garfield mask for just $25
https://garfieldeats.com/product/garfield-mouth-mask/


For just $10 more you can book Nathen on Cameo though.

https://www.cameo.com/nathenmazri

I’m going to do this for my friends birthday if anyone has any requests they’d like me to try to work in :ahuh:
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Postby FourLegsGood » Wed May 27, 2020 11:13 am

Try to get him to say Hipinion without tipping him off to the site
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Postby quinine » Wed May 27, 2020 11:15 am

Quizzical wrote:
FourLegsGood wrote:
morbo wrote:What are their hours like on Mondays?


We hate Mondays so we close Mondays and #GarfieldEATS is the only restaurant in the world that does because our Garfield universe fans wanted it. We listen and we try to stay on brand.


All right, plenty of restaurants close on Monday this has officially become ridiculous. i demand to see the manager

sure but do they close because their Garfield universe fans wanted it?
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Wed May 27, 2020 11:32 am

Had been driving me crazy who this guy vaguely reminded me of. Finally today it dawned on me - holylols.

Now I cannot stop imagining a holylols/Garfield partnership.
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Postby quinine » Wed May 27, 2020 11:37 am

oh god
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