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Postby odilon redon » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:43 am

really not fond of devils rejects but i crush hard on halloween 2 and lords of salem especially
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Postby Peter Criss » Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:57 am

jalapeño ranch wrote:I'm in dire need of some actual good horror recommendations to push me through a lull in my attempt to hit 365 movies this year. I'm insanely ahead of schedule (currently at 268 movies) but I just started then stopped about a dozen different movies because they were just too terrible to continue. Maybe I should give myself a brief hiatus.

Here's what I've watched so far listed roughly in order of favorite to least favorite.

https://letterboxd.com/brettmpeter/list/horror-films-watched-in-2019-im-a-masochist/


Some recent ones I've watched that I generally enjoyed that I didn't see on your list:

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Cheerleader Camp *
Hide and Go Shriek *
Sweet Sixteen
New Year's Evil
Uncle Sam *
Next of Kin *
Murder by Phone *

I could upload the titles with * if you would like, the other ones I watched via streaming services
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:29 pm

Any of Cheerleader Camp, Hide and Go Shriek, Uncle Sam, and Murder by Phone would be great!

I love Next of Kin, I've been meaning to rewatch it but I'm pretty sure it's on Shudder.
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Postby Peter Criss » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:01 pm

Awesome, and I just remembered that I actually grabbed Uncle Sam from the db, it's in the shitflix folder. I'll up the others tonight.

Next of Kin really is incredible, I'd been meaning to see it for ages and it totally delivered.
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Postby haddonfield » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:10 am

aububs wrote:
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Oh wow, this movie is so ridiculous and entertaining.


blood rage is great. have to admit, when i watched it a few years ago, i kept getting confused between todd and terry and wasn't 100% sure what happened at the end. it was cool tho. enjoyed it a lot. i liked how even tho todd had the blood rage and was killing everyone he was actually a pretty fun lovin' and right-on guy


yeah i just watched this and this movie's tone is all over the place in the best way. like those extended scenes of louise lasser sobbing on the phone looking for her boyfriend are honestly affecting, plus *that* ending. wasn't even shocked to find out this is from the same guy who wrote jacob's ladder.
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Postby neck » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:29 am

that certainly looks like what i'd expect.

"chances of survival are less than one in a billion"
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Postby aububs » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:28 pm

i don't really like any of rob zombie's movies and i doubt i'll watch that
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Postby Ampersand » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:47 pm

I'd rather he do something else, but that looks good.

Looks like we won't be getting much Spaulding, though. :(
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Postby futurist » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:33 pm

hope it turns out to be more stylized than the trailer lets on

happy belated to sid haig
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Postby neck » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:58 pm

Ampersand wrote:I'd rather he do something else, but that looks good.

Looks like we won't be getting much Spaulding, though. :(


yeah, i'm looking forward to it. hope my comment didn't come off as dismissive. just that it looks very "rob zombie", which i like.
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:41 am

i don't think the other movie thread would appreciate this, but i just watched "Zapped Again" and boy, look at this director's filmography

https://letterboxd.com/director/doug-campbell/

Stalked By My Doctor*
Stalked By My Doctor: The Return*
Stalked By My Doctor: Patient's Revenge*
Stalked By My Neighbor
Stalker Club
Stalked At 17
Accused At 17
Betrayed At 17
Missing At 18

*starring Eric Roberts
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Postby aububs » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:46 am

seriously incredible filmography

I haven't seen zapped again, didn't even know there was a sequel to zapped
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:48 am

been considering bugging everyone in this thread with my recent 80's muscle worship action and T&A sex comedy exploits, but wasn't sure if it would fly
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Postby aububs » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:49 am

please do
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:50 am

if anything it's made me rewatch NOES2 and realize that Freddy's Revenge is the only truly gay T&A sex comedy. and people wonder why i am the way i am....
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:21 am

futurist wrote:i don't think the other movie thread would appreciate this, but i just watched "Zapped Again" and boy, look at this director's filmography

https://letterboxd.com/director/doug-campbell/

Stalked By My Doctor*
Stalked By My Doctor: The Return*
Stalked By My Doctor: Patient's Revenge*
Stalked By My Neighbor
Stalker Club
Stalked At 17
Accused At 17
Betrayed At 17
Missing At 18

*starring Eric Roberts
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We are huge Doug Campbell fans in the Shit Flixe. Dr. Beck is on our Rushmore.

futurist wrote:been considering bugging everyone in this thread with my recent 80's muscle worship action and T&A sex comedy exploits, but wasn't sure if it would fly


please!
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:04 pm

recent (non-horror) trash watches

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Zapped (1982) & Zapped Again (1990) - not as funny or nuanced as like, Weird Science, but decent 80s teen stuff. someone on letterboxd posted that if a gag where a map of florida has a ballsack scribbled onto it makes you laugh, then look no further

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Deadly Prey (1987) - probably a classic on vhs action at this point. so many good aesthetics, mullets, waterbeds, denim short shorts, troy donahue emotionally eating worms in the woods... great to watch, but dialogue and story were meh

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Venom - Seventh Date Of Hell (1984) - not the best Venom performance, but Venom is always a fucking blast

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Deathsport (1987) - not nearly the best Mad Max riff, but lots of great homemade futurist almost sci-fi elements. needs more bang though.

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Blood Debts (1985) - bizarre, nonsensical, rigid, strange, very cool

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L.A. Crackdown (1988) - love me some joseph mehri action trash, but this turned into quite the "heartwarming" after school special. hope the second is better.
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:05 pm

oops, i'll fix the photos when i post more later
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Postby Down n dirty rufus » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:21 pm

I know there was a thread for tracking down old movies but I can’t find it. Whenever I see old vhs covers I’m reminded of a movie I would see at the video store but never rent that looked reminiscent of early 80s Chuck Norris Cannon flicks, but the hero on the cover was illustrated wearing a glove with spikes on it(?). The back of the box had a screenshot of nasty gore, like you couldn’t even tell what you were looking at. I’m pretty sure it had a goofy name too. We would laugh at it every time, but now I can’t find it on the internet. :(
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:25 pm

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Postby Down n dirty rufus » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:32 pm

It was similar to that but trashier looking, like it could have been something from pre-full moon Charles Band. I might be messing up some of the details. But definitely something about a glove and nasty gore on the back.
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Postby futurist » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:40 pm

hmmm, maybe

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Postby Down n dirty rufus » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:53 pm

Warmer!

I’ll ask my friend if he can remember any other details

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